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Urban Dictionary

something said that is off the wall. doing something considered dumb. wearing some crazy ass shit. ridiculous or fucked up. not funny but intended to be. old, out of date. forgetting something that's needed.
"dude why are you wearing those shoes with that? that is sooooo burnt."

" yeah my baby sent me roses when he knows I love tulips. he is so burnt."

"I rented a car to go to this shindigg so no one will see how burnt my car is".
burnt by Neshell S. May 16, 2008

Miami Pizza

A small pizzaria in Poland
Hey do you want to get some Miami Pizza? Sure I’ll get Zlyoti ready

kentucky fried chicken 

Where are the black people

Linkin the colonels fried balls at Kentucky fried chicken

Julesitis 

Julesitis refers to the progressively deteriorating condition that non-average men may suffer from as they discover and unravel the wondrous world that "Jules" may bring them into.

Common symptoms are:
1. Believing you are in the most blissful sitch when you are around Jules. One patient of Julesitis has described it as the "most blissful state of existence" he has ever found himself in, when being exposed to Jules.

2. Cardiac arrhythmia and unpredictable fluctuations in the temperature of cardiac tissue.
3. Inability to focus on everyday things as the thought of Jules makes everything seem less pertinent.

4. Commonly feeling #blessed by a superior deity or deities; likely the Greek gods.

There is currently no known treatment for Julesitis and it is currently being researched how diagnosis may affect life expectancy.
"ooph yikes...i think i'm developing Julesitis. What the hell are the chances!?"

Predacious

living by preying on other animals, predatory.
Those predacious mites might be toxic.
Predacious by cynicus August 23, 2014

shardtarded 

when someone does so much meth that they are retarded
dustin is such a shardtard. i was all shardtarded last weekend
shardtarded by Lanarson June 26, 2009
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