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Stashing 

Stashing is when you're in a relationship with someone and you refuse to introduce them to your friends and family; mostly because you view the person as temporary, replaceable, and/or you're an asshole.
Friend: "Hey have you met John's parents yet? You've been together for months"

Stashee (or person being stashed): "No, I think he's stashing me. We don't have any pictures together either."
Stashing by 🤷 August 23, 2017
Word of the Day on March 8, 2018
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Stashing 

Submitting or saving an idea on Deepstash.
I can’t believe you've been stashing on NFT, that’s dope.
Stashing by Treasure Seeker May 13, 2021

Stashing 

An adverb used for a, preferably, male with a great moustache.
Tom Selleck is stashing

Poirot is stashing

Sam Elliott is stashing
Stashing by BlackBirdNL November 30, 2011

Stashing the weasel

Stashing the weasel is when your wife or girlfriend has over a period of time milked your weasel for all it's worth and left you for dead writhing on the floor without even a single drop of semen left in you. So after that you vow to never let that sex crazed maniac assault you again,therefore you tape the weasel up and under to your butt cheeks as to not stimulate her with the throbbing bulge your packing.
Chris started the payback by Stashing the weasel after
the weekly abuse he had been subjected to by the sex fiend that was sometimes refered to as his wife!
Stashing the weasel by squirtdonkeys February 12, 2007

smashing beetles 

An act of futility/ derived from the unseen but refered-to character in Game of Thrones, Cousin Orson Lannister, who spends his time smashing beetles.
I appears that putting up 'No Smoking' signs is only smashing beetles –– kuu, kuu.

illegal smashing 

This is what most people do when they smash. Happens a lot at Old Baby. It's perfectly harmless and has shown no signs of health concerns. Commonly associated with the act of schlop.
"So, do most people smash... Illegally?"

"Me and my girlfriend often participate in illegal smashing"

The Smashing Pumpkins

A talented and ahead-of-their-time alt. rock band containing Billy Corgan, James Iha, Jimmy Chamberlin, and D'arcy Wretzky. A huge influence on modern music, as well as a true inspiration to anyone who would be interested in good music. The Smashing Pumpkins formed in 1988 and broke up in 2000. HOw we carry on without them is unknown...
Damn it! Turn off that stupid rap and put something good on, maybe The Smashing Pumpkins or some Red Hot Chili Peppers.
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That chick doesn't write often but when she does, its for Kinktober.
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