white girl

A 'white girl' is usually defined as a Caucasian teenage girl who is observed with the following traits: has an unhealthy obsession with Starbucks, desperately hits up her friends for likes on Instagram, overuses emojis, has a put-on ghetto dialect, takes a million selfies then deletes 99% of them, and enjoys crushing on a new boy every week. There are many more traits, but to list them would be redundant.

Be careful, as they evolve constantly. One week they might love Nutella, while the next they'll disown it.

Girl 1: "Did you hear that Lily went to Starbucks an hour ago?"
Girl 2: "What, right after practice? She just went this morning and ordered a venti!"
Girl 1: "We may need to stage an intervention."
(They sigh and sip at their frappachuinos. Hint: they are white girls.)

white girl by breezes June 29, 2014

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Wankation

Portmanteau of wank + vacation.

Wank is the slang British English term for Masturbation.

A wankation is any day(s) off taken for the sole purpose of releasing steam and masturbating several times a day.

Applies to both males and females.

Jane: Hey John you've been very stressed lately, is everything okay?
John: Yeah, my boss has been busting my balls for the quarterly report deadline coming up. Luckily, I've got a long 5 day wankation coming up next week. My target is going to be 8 times a day every day, wish me luck.
Jane: Oh John that is impressive, no one has ever sustained that many wanks in 5 days. You are one lucky guy.
*John thinking to himself: Ummm, maybe I ask her Jane to join me, we can mutual wankation the hell out of each other*

Wankation by Detective Chet Mahogony December 10, 2012

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muff

hand warmer

it was a very cold day and her hands were in a muff

muff by don June 16, 2003

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2 girls 1 finger

A shock video in the 2 girls 1 cup genre featuring two girls engaging in sexual acts involving vomit and feces. Most viewers find it more disgusting than 2 girls 1 cup.

Jeff: Dude, watch 2 girls 1 finger its so much better than 2 girls 1 cup!! Check it out.
Derek: (vomits profusely)

2 girls 1 finger by Derek January 3, 2008

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Sack Whack on the Back Crack

The act of thrusting the man junk so far into a woman's (or man's if you are homosexual) anus multiple times that the balls consistently slap against the "host's" butt cheeks making a sound like a great high five.

KirtKanReed: "i am soo hungover bro, i can't remember anything about last night."

ChadKant: "you wouldn't want to."

Zenovia's Playa: " YEAH! BECAUSE CHAD GAVE YOU THE sack whack on the back crack WHILE YOU WERE SHIT FACED DRUNK LAST NIGHT AND PASSED OUT ON THE COUCH!"

Sack Whack on the Back Crack by Zenovia's Playa June 14, 2009

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Konuary

Month Of The Don

It’s Konuary right now! Don month

Konuary by anonymous May 5, 2023

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jesus

Some made up character in a book that was written by ordinary people thousands of years ago...and then re written for some reason some time later. His existence has never bee proven. See also joke, imaginary, athiesm.

guy : i think i saw bigfoot in my backyard
me : bigfoot doesnt exist you dickshitter. hes a made up story
guy : you mean like that jesus guy?
me : word

jesus by vinnie baby January 27, 2008

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