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Urban Dictionary peer review 

The term given to the panel of adjudicators who realise that your entry is just too damn disgusting, perverted and depraved to ever be allowed onto the Urban Dictionary site and instead you have to be content with an email alerting you to the fact that it won't be accepted and you simply have to scroll back and forth wondering what it would have looked like on the site possibly being enjoyed by many different people all over the world rather than just your eyes alone in your bedroom. You try not to take the rejection personally, however, it just east you up inside and so you decide to heavily edit your submission and try again. Eventually, it gets accepted but it's lost its bite due to the nature of the many edits made to it. You realise that you are just a sad old bastard with too much time on your hands so you go and fap before falling asleep in your own sweat and semen in your parent's basement.
"Hi Larry, did your Urban Dictionary term get accepted for the site?"
"No Douglas, it didn't get past the Urban Dictionary peer review process."
"Never mind. Please don't try to be too sad about it."
"I need to cry now. Please take my dress off and leave and maybe come back later okay?"
"Sure thing dude although it does look good on me."
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I can't stand going to church with those clickers. They start clicking their tongues one minute and the next thing you know their rolling around on the floor with a bunch of snakes!
clicker by glyph November 14, 2002

deaconism 

The art of facial and bodily contortion associated with re-enacting famous scenes from Blue Peter cica 1978. Joey deacon was renowned as the "prince among Mongs" or His lack of basic motor Neurone function was world renowned.
stop being such a spaz you Joey deacon
deaconism by Karlos June 29, 2004
Arshika name is an Indian name meaning "One who gives a feeling of ecstasy".Girls with name Arshika light up the room wherever they go, they are kind-hearted,caring,funny.They're a fun personality to be around.
Example:- Since *Arshika* is also here, we shall go now.
Arshika by Ash Ppt November 23, 2021

ding-dong 

the part of you thats near ur waist, its also the body part that gets hella hard.
Friend: hey friend, whats going up in your pants
Friend 2: its my ding-dong, its hard because the teacher is hella hot brudda.
ding-dong by I did ur mother at November 23, 2021
Grace is the most beautiful and amazing girl inside and out. She knows how to goof around and also be serious when need be. She is the best listener and gives great advice. The best part about her is that she doesn't know how beautiful she is. She just does her own thing and doesn't care what anyone thinks. She is usually blonde with blue eyes and the most beautiful girl you have ever seen. She is funny and never fails to make you smile. She is a chiller. If you ever meet a Grace like this, make sure to tell her how great she is and how thankful you are to have her as a friend. you are lucky :)
Guy: "Grace is such a cool girl. I actually don't think I have met anyone better than her."

Other Guy: "Dawg I know, you should get on that"
Grace by virginwhiteclaw September 3, 2019
A little kid just leaving the toddler stage. They can walk but haven’t mastered it yet. Turt is masculine only, it cannot be used to define a little girl. The feminine version may be submitted if this gets accepted.
That little turt doesn’t have to worry about anything.

That’s one of the most adorable turts I’ve ever seen.

I’ve got several turts back at home.
Turt by Kid Uzis April 17, 2020
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