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An angry response to your woman ie flicking her nipples very hard with your nails and occasionally twisting them out of spite when she's telling you off for simply being a man.
"Carol's walked out AGAIN!"
"Uh-oh, what happened dude?"
"She was berating me because I had spent the last 26 hours fapping to bikini images and getting loads of manjuice on the carpet and the whole place smelling like a sperm bank. I soon put her in her place by walking up to her (after I had pulled up my pants) and giving her tits a damn good flick."
"What did she say to that?"
"Nothing. She simply asked in her quiet voice what she had done to deserve such a waster husband as me and that she didn't want to be on the receiving end of such a callous and hurtful tit flick."
"And what did you do upon hearing that?"
"I pulled down my pants and showed her what she had done. In my hurry to finish up I had got loads of little bits of toilet tissue stuck on the head of my cock. Perspective is what was needed then."
by mammarylane October 24, 2015
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An angry response to your woman ie flicking her nipples very hard with your nails and occasionally twisting them out of spite when she's telling you off for simply being a man.
"Carol's walked out AGAIN!"
"Uh-oh, what happened dude?"
"She was berating me because I had spent the last 26 hours fapping to bikini images and getting loads of manjuice on the carpet and the whole place smelling like a sperm bank. I soon put her in her place by walking up to her (after I had pulled up my pants) and giving her tits a damn good flick."
"What did she say to that?"
"Nothing. She simply asked in her quiet voice what she had deserved to get such a waster husband as me and that she didn't want to be on the receiving end of such a callous and hurtful tit flick."
"And what did you do upon hearing that?"
"I pulled down my pants and showed her what she had done. In my hurry to finish up I had got loads of little bits of toilet tissue stuck on the head of my cock. Perspective is what was needed then."
by mammarylane October 23, 2015
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The name given to a Christian who attends church on a Sunday and pretends to be nice and kind yet outside of the building and for every other day of the week is simply a nasty bastard who doesn't give a damn about anyone or anything. Normally hangs around in cliques and is very critical, condescending and judgemental.
Things a typical Sunday Christian say.

"Jean, there's a man outside the church who needs something to eat. He looks very cold and hungry."
"Enough of your nonsense, I've done my Christian duty for today and besides I need to get home as there's a TV show I want to watch."
"That's not very charitable. Look, there's a tin of tuna on the side and a loaf of bread. I think we can extend some Christian love to this gentleman."
"You listen here. Don't you get on the wrong side of me or I shall write a scathing letter to the church elders about what I see as your impertinence. Now, don't you cross me. Just usher him away and let's get out of here. I've got better things to be doing with my time than spending time with low-lifes like him."
"Yes Jean."
by mammarylane September 17, 2017
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That horrible sensation when you have just coughed or sneezed and a hot sensation bubbles up from your throat and you realise that you are just about to phlegm up.
Malcolm stood in the middle of his garden, guests surrounding him. He tried to clear his throat as it felt raspy. He tried for a cough and before he knew it an acrid tasting and foul orange dart of hot spew issued forth from his mouth and down onto his shoes. Everyone looked stunned and disgusted including his aunt Miriam. They all knew what had just happened. Malcolm had phlegmed up.
by mammarylane September 17, 2017
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A herb you put on poultry after it's been fisted.
Clary sage is the perfect compliment to a fresh Hampstead chicken.
by mammarylane October 24, 2015
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The name given to a vagina with very meaty loose flapping labia lips, which more than not smells like a week old plate of rotting anchovies. I have fucked a woman such as this. I'm not proud but there you go.
"Oh, please tell me you didn't fuck her beef sandwich vagina."
"Man, I wasn't going to but it had been a while and besides she was splayed out on the bed and it would have been rude of me to pass up on that."
"But dude, I've heard she's got more of her cooch outside of her than in her."
"I'll be honest, I did dry heave a number of times but once in, it was all good and fine. The aroma was a bit on the nose though."
by mammarylane October 23, 2015
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The term given to a very cheap looking fashion trend usually utilising very hot women to model what are in effect shit clothes.
"What are we going to do with all these trashy looking knitted doilies laying around the house?"
"I've got an idea. I have a cousin who used to model for Playboy. If we can somehow fashion them into something which looks vaguely wearable then maybe we can con the gullible and those with too much time and money on their hands to part with stacks of cash and start a fashion trend or something."
"Seriously, who is going to fall for it?"
"You'll be very surprised. The Pinterest crowd will love it that's for sure."
"Is she hot, your cousin?"
"Very."
"It could work I suppose. Okay, let's do it."
"What are we going to call this new fashion though?"
"Oh look, there's a tramp gnawing on a hambone."
"How about Hobo Chic?"
"That sounds good. Boho Chic it is then."
by mammarylane September 17, 2017
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