zyohn
A tall black guy who is funny but also kinda a loser. If you troll him to much he would get mad and leave the game or party that your in.
zyohn by Zyohn minor November 20, 2023
zyohn
A tall black guy who is funny but also kinda a loser. If you troll him to much he would get mad and leave the game or party that your in.
zyohn by Zyohn minor November 20, 2023
Zohnerism
The act of presenting true, but misleading facts to confuse scientifically illiterate people.
It was named when a teenager named Nathan Zohner sought to ban the chemical "Dihydrogen monoxide" from public use. Zohner stated the following things about "Dihydrogen Monoxide"
-It is colorless and tasteless
-It can easily cause suffocation (especially in its liquid form)
-It can burn your skin at high temperatures
-If too much of it is consumed, it can cause a feeling of being bloated, and possibly even death
-And to top it all off, it is present in EVERY stream, river, pond, etc. in the world
...And so on. Zohner then asked his classmates to vote on whether or not to ban "Dihydrogen monoxide." The vote was yes by an extremely large margin. It was at this point that Zohner revealed the trick: Dihydrogen monoxide is much better known by a much more simple name...WATER! Everything he stated about WATER was true; he just distorted them in such a way to make it sound extremely dangerous. Thus, the term "Zohnerism" was born.
It was named when a teenager named Nathan Zohner sought to ban the chemical "Dihydrogen monoxide" from public use. Zohner stated the following things about "Dihydrogen Monoxide"
-It is colorless and tasteless
-It can easily cause suffocation (especially in its liquid form)
-It can burn your skin at high temperatures
-If too much of it is consumed, it can cause a feeling of being bloated, and possibly even death
-And to top it all off, it is present in EVERY stream, river, pond, etc. in the world
...And so on. Zohner then asked his classmates to vote on whether or not to ban "Dihydrogen monoxide." The vote was yes by an extremely large margin. It was at this point that Zohner revealed the trick: Dihydrogen monoxide is much better known by a much more simple name...WATER! Everything he stated about WATER was true; he just distorted them in such a way to make it sound extremely dangerous. Thus, the term "Zohnerism" was born.
Another example of a Zohnerism would be for someone to say that people should not "Touch their pussies" in front of other people, and saying that it's "Unsanitary" or it "Gets hair everywhere" This is technically true, so naturally people would be supportive of it. But the word "Pussy" can also refer to a cat, which the other people did not understand; by exploiting the dirty minds of his peers, the person just tricked his peers into agreeing that people should not pet their cats in front of other people; but he didn't lie to them at all.
Zohnerism by Ubeenbamboozledson January 2, 2022
zyonah
A beautiful thing that can be happy but have a dark side. Can be emotional at times. Loves food. Makes people smile
She is such a zyonah
Zythnn
the act of being an actual mentally impaired ape who can only look into the mirror and scream at the futility of life and whisper fuck me under its breath. he also smells, a smelly kind of shmell, the kind where he does not want to be shmelled by another human for they might find out he is part of the monkey kingdom alongside his bestest friend whom is only known by the name diablo666, the demon from hell who likes frijoles con arroz.
Zohn
The most amazing caring and loving person in the universe. Will love you with all his heart and mean every word he says. You will fall in love with him when you meet him because he has the best sense of humor and loves to make you laugh.
Zohn by Mxxnlight_bby May 21, 2020
zyonna
The most prettiest gurl that u'll ever meet the one who always have guys fall for her the perfect bestie that you can ever have and won't regret looks good in every outfit she wears always have her hair done and always have a perfect smile.
Zyonna is the most prettiest gurl that u'll ever meet the one who always have guys fall for her the perfect bestie that you can ever uave and won't regret looks good in every outfit she wears always have her hair done and always have a perfect smile.
zyonna by Mkenzie123 February 2, 2017