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Noun: A Trojan type computer virus. Usually spyware or malware related. Dangerous to operating systems and security. Delete or quarantine immediatley.
My antivirus sofware detected a zlob virus in my computer files, I deleted it right away.
zlob by Todd Paquin March 1, 2008
Related Words
zylob zylos zylon zlob Zlobbed ZLOBNICA Zolobby ZylaByte zylbrad zylone
Zynobia is a girl with large boobs and a curvy figure, she has big brown eyes and brown hair. She is very energetic and fun to be around.
Guy #1: "whoa have you seen zynobia? I would tap that"
Guy #2: "yeah man me too, but I heard she's gay"
zynobia by BloopMcgee December 23, 2013
Zylbrad is a gaming youtuber who mostly plays overwatch. He likes pretending to be a girl called Zylgrill and loves screaming into the mic killing all his viewers ears. His main talent includes tipping his fedora whilst saying m'lday and screaming BAZZZAAAAAA. His motto is "Make love, not war".
Guy 1: Hey have you seen the youtuber Zylbrad?
Guy 2: Yea, I like him more then Muselk because he isn't G rated.
zylbrad by TheRarestOfPepe's69 April 21, 2017

zylophone 

The Phonetically correct way to spell xylophone. Which should be adopted immediatly.
Next time they ask you to spell xylophone, spell it with a "z". When they say "thats wrong" say "no it aint".

xylophone? Ex? i dont fuckin see it.

I spelled zylophone correctly and failed my english class my teacher needs to get her head z-rayed.
zylophone by Mitch H January 13, 2008
The TRUE meaning of life, a way of feeling every emotion at once yet separately, zylo is a word that means itself.
Your zylo shall exist no more.
I am zylo.
Zylo by Zylo August 20, 2018
To get zlobbed is to get destroyed by the one and only Zlob.
Zlobbed by Zlobmaster September 22, 2021