zylophone 

The Phonetically correct way to spell xylophone. Which should be adopted immediatly.

Next time they ask you to spell xylophone, spell it with a "z". When they say "thats wrong" say "no it aint".

xylophone? Ex? i dont fuckin see it.

I spelled zylophone correctly and failed my english class my teacher needs to get her head z-rayed.

zylophone by Mitch H January 13, 2008

Xylophone abs 

When a man (or woman) has such toned abs that you could pick up a mallet and play them like a xylophone.

Blythe: Man that guy has such great abs!

Sarah: Yea, I could look at those xylophone abs all day...

Xylophone abs by Qwassie November 16, 2013

Xylophoney 

Adjective- Reffering to a person with a high or chimey voice

Alex is very xylophoney because his voice is rather high.

Xylophoney by Makenzzzza February 10, 2009

The Xylophone 

This action consits of a line of naked women in a bent over position. Xylophoning is the action of runing while inserting and removing the penis from the begging of the line and going to the end of the line of women. This action is repeated multiple times until ejaculation occurs. The Xylophone is a fun way to mix up group sex.

Man, did you see those girls that Jacob had The Xylophone with last night, they were smokin hot.

The Xylophone by A Town June 22, 2007

xylophone 

A slang term used in the fashion and entertainment industry (and often in the pro-ana community) to describe visible chest bones in a female due to extreme thinness. Not used with regard to the side of the body but specifically the breastplate due to its xylophonic appearance. Synonymous with xylobone.

"I was trying to focus on the clothes during that fashion show, but I kept getting distracted by those xylophones."

"Whoa, girl, you losing weight? I see some xylophone!"

"Victoria Beckham rocks her xylophone in those red carpet pictures."

xylophone by NatashaSP December 15, 2008

The Xylophone Corporation 

The name of the massively successful merchandising company that grants consumers the power to fight nicotine addiction.

“Hey did you get the new wave 2 Xylophone Corporation shirt?” “Yeah, I love the amazing design and I quit vaping 3 weeks ago!”

The Xylophone Corporation is the new company that is sweeping the nation and is also responsible for the Xylophone family of products.

The Xylophone Corporation by Father Xylophone October 7, 2019

Magic Xylophone 

1. A question about a detail of a fictional story that is so trivial, the people who wrote said story certainly did not think about it.

2. A question asked about a fictional story by someone who is overly focused on the literal happenings of the plot instead of its themes, emotional affect, etc.

Taken from a Simpsons episode where a nerd inquires about the physics of a cartoon cat’s rib cage being played like a xylophone

1. “ In episode 2F09, when Itchy plays Scratchy's skeleton like a xylophone, he strikes the same rib in succession, yet he produces two clearly different tones. I mean, what are we to believe, that this is a magic xylophone, or something? Ha ha, boy, I really hope somebody got fired for that blunder.”

2. “I mean, I just don’t understand how there can be explosions in space in Star Wars when there’s no oxygen...”

“Shut up dude, stop talking about Magic Xylophones”

Magic Xylophone by RollinNollin November 3, 2020