zygort

The cancerous cells that make up a christian's brain.

It's too bad about mom. She used to be so happy and free-spirited..until the zygort came.

by Platypoosy December 17, 2009

Flag

Get the zygort mug.

Non-zygotic Twins

Relationship between two people who share no common genetic material but who share eerily similar mannerisms, speech patterns, behaviors and/or appearance

"Are you two brother and sister??"
"What? No! We are not at all related "
"Well you're definitely non-zygotic twins then , because you act so much alike it is freaky"

by Magster Dragster November 17, 2016

Flag

Get the Non-zygotic Twins mug.

Related Words

zygort • zygote • zygotic episode • zybort • Zygoat • Zygores • zygorff • Zygoris • Zygorious • Zygoster

Zygote is a way to refer to very young people. Since the "real" definition of a zygote is sperm + egg; zygote is a slang version of referring to a very young person.

Often it is a more extreme version of the term "fetus," which is also used to describe young people.

Look at that little girl; she's not even yet become a fetus, she is a straight-up zygote.

by RobotLove May 3, 2012

Flag

Get the Zygote mug.

zygotic episode

Polite but meaningful phrase to convey that the couple are trying to conceive a child, particularly if the parents are crazy in love. A riff on "psychotic episode"

Claire and Jim are having a 'zygotic episode'

by giftedone May 27, 2009

Flag

Get the zygotic episode mug.

zygotinous

An insult pertaining to an individual who has failed to develop further than a zygote, coined by grump of Game Grumps Arin Hanson (The video game boy, the one who wins)

“That Harry, pretty zygotinous isn’t he?”
"AHHH FUCKIN' ZYGOTINOUS PIECE OF SHIT"

by BrasilianInglish June 18, 2019

Flag