A zvanua is an articulate individual who is very fussy with food and is also addicted to buying second hand designer clothes. She’s an academic by nature and an elite athlete. Above all she means well even if her jokes aren’t funny most of the time.
I was in a restaurant the other day and noticed a zvanua on the tablenext to me. She was dressed from head to toe in vintage sporty clothes and was eating fresh almonds with salt.
Ruler of Lake Titicaca. Rumored to have a bunghole that gets very angry if it does not receive toilet paper. Cornholio the Great is often seen walking around with his shirt over his head and his hands in the air, chanting songs about his power, and his bunghole.
"I am Cornholio! You do not want to face the wrath of my bunghole, for I need TP!"
Butthead: Shut up, Beavis! (uh huh huh huh)
Beavis: Um, okay. (heh heh heh heh).