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zurlfriend 

The gender non-conforming term for a dating partner
I have been dating my zurlfriend since I was twenty
zurlfriend by Borscht February 23, 2013
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gurlfriends 

A term of endearment given to close female friends (usually by other females)
Those are my gurlfriends, they are the best gurls you will ever meet in your entire life.
gurlfriends by becamayblow October 18, 2011

hurlfriends

The fat friends of the chick you're trying to bone
It'd be a lot easier to get into ____'s pants if it wasn't for her hurlfriends cock blocking me.
hurlfriends by omegablue333 October 30, 2009

gURLfriend 

A (presumably) female met over the internet through chat rooms or social networking sites usually by socially awkward, semi-retarded, or high functioning autistics that they claim as their "girlfriend", often accompanied by blurry inkjet printed cell cam photos. Usually gURLfriends live at least 2500 miles from their subjects. Phone conversations are rare to non-existent, with physical meetings never taking place. Some gURLfriends are in fact 40-50 year old men posing as teen or twenty-something girls for entertainment, making their subjects do humiliating things for their amusement.
I had to break up with my gURLfriend because i found out she was really an 55 year old Asian man who enjoyed criticizing my fashion sense for his own amusement, so i shall have to find another gURLfriend who lives in a different country.
gURLfriend by zardoz88 December 12, 2009

Hurlfriend

Term used most widely to define a female friend who is willing to hold your hair while you vomit. NOT to be confused with the best friend or BFF who will willingly hold your hair, purse or secrets while SOBER.

The Hurlfriend is usually just too drunk to know the difference and will likely regret her actions in the morning
Hey Cindy, thanks for helping a sister out last night - I was really messed up and well, without a Hurlfriend like you I could have messed up my weave....

No probs Tonesha, but don't ever call me again...I can't get your funk out of my Lee Press On's
Hurlfriend by Exsalad January 4, 2010

Durlfriend

a loving relationship between two best friends named ali and amanda. amanda loves ali with everything she has and could never imagine her life without her. =]
yup, thats my durlfriend. :)
Durlfriend by CAROLYN RACHEL May 29, 2011

Hurlfriend

The new girlfriend of your love interest who needs to be get rid of, literally makes one hurl
Girl 1: ew look at Bob's hurlfriend...makes me wanna hurl

Girl 2: I know, I'm going to get rid of her and he'll be mine.
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Failure Shower 

When you fail at something in life (eg. failing an exam or not getting a job), go home and spend an hour just standing in the shower, propping yourself up against the wall with your eyes on your feet.
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Acronym for Non-Athletic Regular Person. Your schools lacrosse team probably shouts it at you while you walk by.
Lookie at these bunch of narps, NARP NARP NARP
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High School Liquid 

A person who can freely travel between and fit in with all high school social groups and classes.
He is high school liquid, he ate lunch with the nerds and hung out with the jocks after school.
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Purple Patch 

To describe coming into something good, coming into good luck and or good times.

Like walking over small green hills in the countryside then coming across a purple patch of flowers, thus it being unique and out of the ordinary.
I hit a real purple patch.

The other day this good thing happened unexpectedly then I was lucky with this, it was unique, I hit a real purple patch.
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And dying in yo' bed many years from now, would ya be willing ta trade all da days from dis here day ta dat fo' one chance, just one chance, ta come back here as young men an' tell our enemies dat dey may take our lives but dey will never take our freedom ... YUB NUB!
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