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Hurlfriend

Term used most widely to define a female friend who is willing to hold your hair while you vomit. NOT to be confused with the best friend or BFF who will willingly hold your hair, purse or secrets while SOBER.

The Hurlfriend is usually just too drunk to know the difference and will likely regret her actions in the morning
Hey Cindy, thanks for helping a sister out last night - I was really messed up and well, without a Hurlfriend like you I could have messed up my weave....

No probs Tonesha, but don't ever call me again...I can't get your funk out of my Lee Press On's
Hurlfriend by Exsalad January 4, 2010
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Hurlfriend

The new girlfriend of your love interest who needs to be get rid of, literally makes one hurl
Girl 1: ew look at Bob's hurlfriend...makes me wanna hurl

Girl 2: I know, I'm going to get rid of her and he'll be mine.

hurlfriend

A girlfriend, past or present, who had or has nauseated you in one way or another.
She definitely qualifies as one of my many hurlfriends.
hurlfriend by Ereck Flowers November 7, 2018

gurlfriends 

A term of endearment given to close female friends (usually by other females)
Those are my gurlfriends, they are the best gurls you will ever meet in your entire life.
gurlfriends by becamayblow October 18, 2011

Herofriends 

Two friends who are both heroes and best friends. They are always there for each other, and they love each other very much. They will do anything for each other.
Kap and Anna are Herofriends.
Herofriends by aherofriend September 13, 2011
This term describes the man in a relationship when a couple has made a commitment to one another but is not or does not want to be married.

This term makes introductions more understandable to "outsiders" who may not be familiar with the couples commitment to each other. It describes a man that is more than a boyfriend but not a husband or fiance.

This term can be used in place of "partner" or "significant other".
My husfriend and I are so excited that we just bought a house together.

This is my husfriend, Ben.
Husfriend by 'sttina September 25, 2010

hurlfriends

The fat friends of the chick you're trying to bone
It'd be a lot easier to get into ____'s pants if it wasn't for her hurlfriends cock blocking me.
hurlfriends by omegablue333 October 30, 2009
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