Two friends who are both heroes and best friends. They are always there for each other, and they love each other very much. They will do anything for each other.
Term used most widely to define a female friend who is willing to hold your hair while you vomit. NOT to be confused with the best friend or BFF who will willingly hold your hair, purse or secrets while SOBER.
The Hurlfriend is usually just too drunk to know the difference and will likely regret her actions in the morning
Hey Cindy, thanks for helping a sister out last night - I was really messed up and well, without a Hurlfriend like you I could have messed up my weave....
No probs Tonesha, but don't ever call me again...I can't get your funk out of my Lee Press On's
Ruler of Lake Titicaca. Rumored to have a bunghole that gets very angry if it does not receive toilet paper. Cornholio the Great is often seen walking around with his shirt over his head and his hands in the air, chanting songs about his power, and his bunghole.
"I am Cornholio! You do not want to face the wrath of my bunghole, for I need TP!"
Butthead: Shut up, Beavis! (uh huh huh huh)
Beavis: Um, okay. (heh heh heh heh).