zubic 

a dumb ass beaner who cant stfu LOL

look at him hes a *zubic*

zubic by james bartholomule the lll November 7, 2021

Lake Zurich High School 

Lake Zurich High School is a huge school of over 2,000 students that is located in NW Illinois. It won some bullshit football and cheerleader competitions and has a bunch of clubs that only the nerds know about. However it recently became famous for two huge scandals. The first was in the fall of 2016 where football players were charged with hazing and making younger player perform sexual acts and do really sick shit. Several lawsuits by the parents were filled against the school. The second was in March, 2017, when a huge sexting scandal of hundreds of HS girls that included over 700 very nasty and slutty nude and porn photos where found when some dumb kid created a Google Doc online that included the school's address. All the naughty girls were talked to and warned not to be such attention seeking hoes and sluts or at least be quieter about being such naughty hoes. No charges were filled and some parents even complained that their poor naughty hoe daughters were being harassed.

Lake Zurich High School sucks but sure has a whole lot of serious hoes and weird sexual shit going on there.

Lake Zurich High School by oceancats March 21, 2017

Zubin Sedghi 

Blue Tied Bassist/Vocalist for the band Tally Hall. After leaving the band he became a doctor and is currently fighting the Coronavirus Pandemic.
Also the sexiest man alive.

A: "Who's the Bassist for Tally Hall?"
B: "Bora Karaca"
C: "No, it's Zubin Sedghi"

Zubin Sedghi by pepsitwice June 1, 2021

Zubiya 

Zubiya. She is the most FUNNIEST girl u will EVER meet. She has a great sense of humor. She might not be the smartest but she knows how to blow the roof of. ALWAYS THE LIFE OF THE PARTY. She can be VERY bossy and EXTREMELY stubborn! She is very soft in heart but she seems to be very strong on the outside. Zubiya can not stand to be wrong. She is VERY loyal and will keep any secrets.

OMG did you did you see what Zubiya did at the part?

Noo what did she do?
SHE WAS SINGING AT THE TOP OF HER LUNGS.

Zubiya by Tv show geek July 24, 2021

zubin sedghi 

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A: "hey, who's zubin sedghi? isn't he from a band?"
B: "i love zubin"

zubin sedghi by hrrrrghhhh October 13, 2022

Lake Zurich Redneck

A person living in Lake Zurich, IL who is convinced that they're actually living somewhere in the deep south. They typically wear something camo everywhere they go, ready to hunt the nonexistant wildlife of Lake Zurich at any time. Some opt for wearing construction clothes in an effort to convince you they actually do something for a living other than think up ways to look more redneck. All drive pickup trucks and brag about going muddin even though their trucks have never gone off the pavement.

"Hey man, did you see the Lake Zurich football team beat Stevenson last night?"
"No, i was too busy watching re-runs of Duck Dynasty and practicing my fake southern accent."
"Oh shut the fuck up you fake fucking Lake Zurich Redneck this is Lake Zurich not Macon, Georgia."

Lake Zurich Redneck by chiefman67 September 24, 2013

Zurich Breeze 

When you put your cocaine around a dirty hookers asshole and sniff it out of the air after she puffed it up with a nasty fart.

Hey Carl, have you seen my cocaine?
Yeah, sorry bro I used yours for a Zurich breeze with Ashleigh.

Zurich Breeze by Sick Fuck 2001 July 23, 2023