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zoroastrian 

Oldest monotheistic religion.
Began in Ancient Iran, better known as Pars.
Followers of Zarathustra the prophet who conveyed the message of Ahura Mazda the God.
Some fled to India and became known as Parsis when the Muslims came and invaded Iran.
Not to mention,
We are the coolest people around.
Person 1: Hey, that girl is so cool.
Person 2: Well of course, she is Zoroastrian
zoroastrian by Loras Irani May 9, 2006
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Zoroastrian MC 

1% Motorcycle Club. Founded in Minnesota in 1982.
Members of Zoroastrian Brotherhood. Public supporters of X-Games and extreme sports groups for youths.

International Organization with various chapters worldwide.
Zoroastrian MC Rally, Hells Angels, Z-MC,
Zoroastrian MC by Wordmanee March 11, 2011

Zoroastrian MC 

Small Motorcycle Club In Midwest. They have been linked to several shootings in Chicago but are more famously known as the club who tricked a Minneapolis police officer Timothy Carson into robbing banks as part of his 'prospecting' initiation. The officer was later convicted of several Armed robberies was sentenced to prison.
biker clubs like zmc or zoroastrian mc
Zoroastrian MC by stasmanman December 13, 2012

Zoroastrian MC 

1% Bikers in USA. Thugs who hide behind MC lifestyle.
Trying to take over smaller clubs by force.
Zoroastrian Motorcycle Club. and Zoroastrian Brotherhood. Zoroastrian MC
Zoroastrian MC by pissedoffman March 8, 2011

Zoroastrian Brotherhood BMX 

Founded in Minnesota in 1997. Extreme sports enthusiasts who ride Skateboards and BMX bikes.
Main focus is on street riding and box jumps..

several professional athletes in the Brotherhood now compete in International Extreme Sports Competitions including Steve Nesser and Trevor Meyer...

Members of the psychotic Zoroastrian Brotherhood.
Zoroastrian Brotherhood BMX, BMX, Skateboards,

Zoroastrian Brotherhood 

Social Athletic Club formed on the Minnesota Iron Range in 1982. Founded by three High school friends. Based on fast living testosterone driven lifestyles and activities.

The Brotherhood has many Social and Athletic groups attached to its members among them: Car clubs, Skydive teams, Skateboard and BMX Teams, Motorcycle Clubs and Various Racing Teams.

The groups focus on expanding Motorcycle Clubs in 1998 led to the Zoroastrian Brotherhood becoming a National organization called Zoroastrian MC or Z-MC.
Zoroastrian Brotherhood by extraplate February 26, 2011

Zoroastrianism 

The dualistic religious system founded by the Persian prophet Zarathustra (Zoroaster in Greek) and set forth in the Avesta in the late 7th or early 6th centuries BCE, teaching the worship of Ahura Mazda in the context of a universal struggle between the forces of light and of darkness. It is one of the most ancient of living religions and once the faith of the Persian Empire. It is also rooted in ancient Aryan traditions. Today there are less than 200,000 Zoroastrians, mostly in Iran, India, and the West. At the age of 30, Zarathustra was returning with river water for haoma for spring festival when he had a vision and was taken before Ahura Mazda, The Wise Lord, the supreme creator & his 7 created helpers, the Holy Immortals (Amesha Spentas) by the Vohu Manah. Zoroastrianism teaches that Ahura Mazda is the supreme god and all others are subordinate to him. It also teaches that the evil spirit, Angra Mainyu (Ahriman in Pahlavi) and his demons (daevas) upholds the Lie (druj) instead of Truth (asha). As a result, this creates conflict between humans who follow the Lie (dregvant) and those who uphold the Truth (ashavan).
The religion also teaches that each person has free will to choose, with consequences of happiness and misery. Zoroastrians believe that when someone dies, the body must be kept in home for 3 days while the soul hangs about it. On the 4th day, the corpse-bearer raise a massive Tower of Silence (dakhma) with a circular stone platform on the top inclined to a central wall. The body is stripped and then placed on this, exposed to vultures and elements. When the flesh is gone, the bones are swept into the well to disintegrate. This is done to minimize effects of decay on the air, fire, earth, and water. Many Parsis still use Towers of Silence, but those in Iran have shifted to earth burial and those in the West use burial or cremation. After this life, each person is judged at the Chinvat Bridge, shaped as a sword. It turns on its edge for the evil and they fall into an abyss of torment and the righteous pass over it as a broad and flat path to rewards in heaven. The traditional temple of Zoroastrianism is the Fire Temple. It has a central chamber with a stone platform on which fire is always burning in a metal urn on a bed of sand or ash. The priest (magi) keep the fire, perform rituals, prayer, and wear masks so they do not pollute the fire. The fire at Udvada north of Bombay is held to have burned for over 1,000 years.
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