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To be plowed in the ass so hard that actual tears fall from your eyes.
Johnny got zornd by Paul while he was passed out drunk. He couldn't walk straight for a week.
zornd by TheL4ughingM4n July 27, 2014
Words you can keep
Suffix used at the end of many "gamer/nerdy" terms to emphasize the meaning of the word. Mainly used during competitive-online video games such as Halo 3 and World of Warcraft.
*After ownzing up someone to the maxzore*

"Deng fellas!!! I pwnzored the hell out of that maxzore nub!!!! LoLz!!!"
zored by jedd to the maxzore February 4, 2008
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zornd zorndorf Zord zonda zondo zorn zorny zounds Zorander zonder

ZornBITCH 

A strange, bicycle-horn sounding creature that has the intelligence of a 3 year old and the alcohol content of a gasoline tank. If you ask a ZornBITCH how it's day is going, they will freak out and accuse you of stalking them, but later you will be "totally cool....just so cool." Often confuse with an exotic dancer who just had a stroke because it gyrates and dances with money when the subject of high school US history is brought up.
Jeff: Hey look at that ZornBITCH dancing around over there!

Jack: Wait, no one is talking about 19 century industrialists....why is this happening?
ZornBITCH by SuperMINI September 20, 2012
A person or individual showing no sign of intelligence, common sense or manners. Known mainly for eating all the food at a gathering without bringing any, parking outside your house on a Sunday on your freshly cut garden lawn, playing trance music on full. May also be addicted to steroids. A common occurrence in South Africa, but found worldwide too.
Hey dude, hows this Zonduck , he finished all the chow in my fridge.
Zonduck by Mr toast 12345 November 1, 2016
The feeling of being both sleepy and aroused (horny).
Melissa: I'm feeling horny, but I also need to catch some Zzz.
Sam: So you're feeling zorny, how is that even possible?
Zorny by DeafZebra January 29, 2014
A great leader who sacrificed everything for the Power Rangers and the rest of the Universe
Had Andros kill Zordon to stop the armies of Dark Spector
A good Shakespearean-sounding curse.
Derived from "God's Wounds", which apparently was considered a vulgar reference to Jesus at the time.
zounds! I am undone!
zounds by Moo August 25, 2003
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(Ewokese) Freedom!
And dying in yo' bed many years from now, would ya be willing ta trade all da days from dis here day ta dat fo' one chance, just one chance, ta come back here as young men an' tell our enemies dat dey may take our lives but dey will never take our freedom ... YUB NUB!
yub nub by rotjrem November 4, 2010
Word of the Day on September 4, 2026
1. Meaning nasty, sexy, filthy. Popularized by Christina Aguilera.

2. Used usally as a close friend in hip-hop slang.
1. Wanna get dirrty
It's about time that I came to start the party Sweat drippin' over my body
Dancin' gettin' just a little naughty

2. Sup Dirrty? Haven't seen you in a while.
dirrty by Minty November 30, 2003
Word of the Day on September 3, 2026

Coyote Ugly

1. Place

The Bar came before the movie. It is an awesome bar where the girls know how to party and make you feel okay about giving up your money, drawers, bras, and dignity.

2. Movie

A story about a Jersey girl following her dreams, aided by working at this bar in New York.

3. Situation/Person/Decision

See other definitions - waking up next to someone so ugly you'd rather chew your arm off than wake them up.
1. Yo, Coyote Ugly is my favorite bar! I got whipped, stripped, drunk, and danced on the bar all before 7 o'clock!

2. Hey did you see Coyote Ugly? It actually has a plot!

3. Ugg I woke up to Coyote Ugly this morning!
Coyote Ugly by jerseycountry March 8, 2009
Word of the Day on September 2, 2026

Literally 1984 

Used in response for when someone promotes/advocates an event or idea that is perceived to support "too much" authority and/or government control.

Often used jokingly as a over-exaggeration in political talk.

Can also be used in response to a ban or mute in a forum site or online chat.
Steve: I think that the government should regulate businesses more
Bob: Literally 1984!

--User1 has been permantly banned--
User2: You cant ban my friend like that! Literally 1984!
Literally 1984 by ke1 July 7, 2021
Word of the Day on September 1, 2026

Back when I lived in upstate new york 

A meaningless, unimpressive, self-serving introduction. An indicator that the story about to be shared will be pointless and dumb.
Back when I lived in upstate new york, I also had to park on the street - on two occasions, we got enough snow, mixed with just the right plowing, that my car was lifted off the ground from so much snow being jammed underneath it.
Word of the Day on August 31, 2026
Acronym, meaning Too Long Didn't Understand
Similar to TLDR
Sister: This meeting was to discuss the rough draft of my essay, where we discussed the subsidiary questions I added in my rough draft. We also discussed the relationship between my main title and the real-life situations I chose to use in my essay. We discussed the structure of my essay as well, specifically the Math AOK section and how it relates to the contradiction of the title. This second meeting was particularly helpful in discussing the implications of my essay claims and how to apply the title across various areas of knowledge. There were many sections of the essay that could have been cut down in wordiness and the ways of knowing required further and more in-depth analysis.

Me: Woah! TLDU!
TLDU by L-Evans January 14, 2019
Word of the Day on August 30, 2026
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