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To be plowed in the ass so hard that actual tears fall from your eyes.
Johnny got zornd by Paul while he was passed out drunk. He couldn't walk straight for a week.
zornd by TheL4ughingM4n July 27, 2014
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Suffix used at the end of many "gamer/nerdy" terms to emphasize the meaning of the word. Mainly used during competitive-online video games such as Halo 3 and World of Warcraft.
*After ownzing up someone to the maxzore*

"Deng fellas!!! I pwnzored the hell out of that maxzore nub!!!! LoLz!!!"
zored by jedd to the maxzore February 4, 2008
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ZornBITCH 

A strange, bicycle-horn sounding creature that has the intelligence of a 3 year old and the alcohol content of a gasoline tank. If you ask a ZornBITCH how it's day is going, they will freak out and accuse you of stalking them, but later you will be "totally cool....just so cool." Often confuse with an exotic dancer who just had a stroke because it gyrates and dances with money when the subject of high school US history is brought up.
Jeff: Hey look at that ZornBITCH dancing around over there!

Jack: Wait, no one is talking about 19 century industrialists....why is this happening?
ZornBITCH by SuperMINI September 20, 2012
A person or individual showing no sign of intelligence, common sense or manners. Known mainly for eating all the food at a gathering without bringing any, parking outside your house on a Sunday on your freshly cut garden lawn, playing trance music on full. May also be addicted to steroids. A common occurrence in South Africa, but found worldwide too.
Hey dude, hows this Zonduck , he finished all the chow in my fridge.
Zonduck by Mr toast 12345 November 1, 2016
The feeling of being both sleepy and aroused (horny).
Melissa: I'm feeling horny, but I also need to catch some Zzz.
Sam: So you're feeling zorny, how is that even possible?
Zorny by DeafZebra January 29, 2014
A great leader who sacrificed everything for the Power Rangers and the rest of the Universe
Had Andros kill Zordon to stop the armies of Dark Spector
A good Shakespearean-sounding curse.
Derived from "God's Wounds", which apparently was considered a vulgar reference to Jesus at the time.
zounds! I am undone!
zounds by Moo August 25, 2003
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murderhobo 

In a tabletop game, a murderhobo is a player who murders NPCs indiscriminately. This is normally derogatory, referring to a player who totally ignores quests, dialog, backstory, trade, world building etc.

The term is most common with Dungeons and Dragons, but it can be applied to most RPGs where the player is allowed to kill most quest-giving NPCs and NPC traders. E.g. Elder Scrolls, Fallout, Divinity original sin.
DM: The sad little orphan girl tugs at Steve's trenchcoat to get his attention, and ask for help saving her pet dog from...
Steve: I'd like to roll a strength check against strangling the orphan.
Dave: I call dibs on the dog.
DM: You murderhobos disgust me.
murderhobo by Loup&S September 9, 2021
Word of the Day on September 22, 2026
In sales terms, a whale is a prospect that is significantly larger than an organization’s average customer.

Whales are large and extremely difficult to close. Due to their immense size, they are highly sought-after.

A whale is typically identified at first by a whale hunter on the sales team, but often requires cross-discipline participation in order to close; this includes assistance from operations, engineering, creative, client success, and business development teams.
"Shit...the sales director chewed me out on the sales call this morning. He's totally pissed that I have nothing in my pipeline. I've been focused on this one whale for so long that I haven't had time to prospect for normal-sized deals."
Whale by FQ_GFY February 3, 2020
Word of the Day on September 21, 2026

Concrete cowboy 

A guy who thinks he's a country kinda guy, but in reality lives a comfortable city / suburban life.
Eugene: Look at that dude in the cowboy hat!
Todd: He's just a concrete cowboy.
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any hard liquor that is cheap & potent.. eg. relska, popov, potters, evan williams, kamchatka, fireball, rumpleminze, southern comfort, everclear
hey let's get a drink of that?

go ahead
*takes drink* ugh wtf is that?

everclear & bepsi
fucking hobo loko eeessshh
hobo loko by d i z k o 2 0 8 September 14, 2026
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God Shot 

A chance happening with profound meaning, an unexpected blessing, a "sign".
Dr. Drew on Celebrity Rehab said "All of a sudden what had been just another Hollywood proposal became for him an unexpected blessing, an opportunity for growth. In drug recovery language, that's called a "God shot."
God Shot by Imogen1564 February 25, 2011
Word of the Day on September 18, 2026

city chicken 

A food native to Pittsburgh/Western Pennsylvania in which cubes of pork and/or veal are put on a short, wooden skewer, breaded, then baked and/or fried.

I've heard that city chicken originated during the Great Depression, when folks didn't have enough money to buy full cuts of meat, so they assembled meat scraps on a wooden skewer, creating a make-shift drumstick. Hence the name.
Are yinz havin' city chicken for dinner?
city chicken by TRF August 31, 2006
Word of the Day on September 17, 2026
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