zongoloid
A child that is slow moving or doing nothing and is one of the best ways to get her (they're) attention
zongoloid by Barry Newton March 20, 2017
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Dongoloid
People with above average penis size who don’t recognize that 4 INCHES IS AVERAGE and more than enough to please a woman.
Michael: With your small penis, no wonder she dumped you!
Bobby: 4 Inches Is Average and more than enough to please a woman.
Michael: No way, bro! Bigger is better!
Bobby: Learn some science, Dongoloid.
Bobby: 4 Inches Is Average and more than enough to please a woman.
Michael: No way, bro! Bigger is better!
Bobby: Learn some science, Dongoloid.
Dongoloid by Chris P Bayken January 17, 2019
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zongoloid • Zongoloiding • mongoloid • Bongoloid • dongoloid • gongoloid • mongoloidal • mongoloider • bongoloid meme • Kongoloid
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mongoloid patrol by Anonymous November 3, 2003
Kongoloid
A man who exists solely to visit The Factory nightclub in Manchester every Wednesday evening, for their special event named 'Kong', where one can get wholesomely drunk for around £10, due to Factory's exciting blend of eclectic music and 80p bottles of VS.
Simon, you're a Kongoloid! - a man proclaiming that another man has become a Kongoloid.
You're such a Kongoloid Adam! - a man highlighting the fact that another man is currently a Kongoloid.
Pip, why aren't you a Kongoloid?!?! - a man's outburst of outraged disgust upon learning that another man is not a Kongoloid.
You're such a Kongoloid Adam! - a man highlighting the fact that another man is currently a Kongoloid.
Pip, why aren't you a Kongoloid?!?! - a man's outburst of outraged disgust upon learning that another man is not a Kongoloid.
Bongoloid
Mary Jane: Hey man you shouldn't hog the weed or you will become a bongoloid!
Rick James: Man I'll do what I fuck'n want. I'm Rick James, bitch.
Rick James: Man I'll do what I fuck'n want. I'm Rick James, bitch.
Bongoloid by Banana Hammie October 29, 2019
mongoloid mike
a diminutive term for a mentally-challenged person who is constantly taken advantage of, and harmed physically, usually by delinquent members of society.
Kenny and Dustin Powers tagged teamed two challenged brothers down the street yesterday. An onlooker quoted Kenny Powers yelling "How do you like me now mongoloid mike!?"
mongoloid mike by TRing April 7, 2010
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