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when youre high and you drift into your own entire zone to process and think about what has been said.
Bryce: I thought she.........

Jordan: Huh?

Bryce: (stares to no where with hand on chin) ...

Jordan: doomangdoo.....you zonein right now!!

Bryce: ..............

Jordan: YEAA SON!

$$$$
zonein by Cudi Kid September 16, 2009
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To be in a state in which you are so high in marijuana that you are in a world by yourself.
I need to be zonin' right now man, I need to level my head.
zonin by monkeydude12345 December 28, 2005
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A zoneling is a almost religious follower of Zone-sama or Zone-Tan who is always into what she talks about or even shows

they also have seen almost all her work
Kyle is such a zoneling he is always in that archive or whatever

Jennie literally always says shes a zoneling she's so cool
zoneling by RayvinMadoki September 7, 2017

safe zoning

The art of distancing a "lover", or good friend in an orbital space. Not too far, not too close. When they get too far, you pull them back in, when they get too close, you push them back out into the "safe zone". This keeps the person in your life, exactly where you want them.
The bitch wants to get married, and I don't. The sex is great, but I'm just not ready for commitment. "Safe Zoning" her would be to ignore or be non-committal to her emails and phone calls and when you've totally pissed her off, send her a dozen roses, fuck her, and repeat the cycle.
safe zoning by BoMat April 27, 2008

warp zoning

A reference to Super Mario Brothers in which a player would skip several levels in order to achieve the ultimate objective of saving the princess. More generally, it refers to someone who wants to achieve a goal more easily than he otherwise could by stacking the odds in his favor or by skipping steps that would ordinarily be required.
By joining forces with Dwayne Wade and Chris Bosh, Lebron James is warp zoning himself to a championship.
warp zoning by Hank Thompkins December 9, 2011
A beautiful, intelligent, funny and dorky girl with a mean side. Despite occasionally losing her temper and having a bit of attitude, she can be very sweet and caring when she needs to be. She's absolutely stunning and by just hearing her voice you're day will immediatly get better. Although this name may not be very common, only the best are gifted with it.
Victoria: Was that Zokeina?
Josh: Yeah, she's very beautiful
Zokeina by Jessica.Angel March 30, 2016
to be so stoned you in your own zone
i was zonin so bad yesterday i was in my laughing zone
zonin by Anonymous March 25, 2003
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