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A zombie that lives on the internet. It follows and attacks casual internet users so that they become lifeless zomgies that spend all their time on the internet, computers, or whatever else people with no lives do.

If you are to ever come in contact with a zomgie, shooting them in the head will not prevent them from pwning you at full force, you must hide and wait till their internets cut out, till they get bored, or you must try and pwn them (of course if you wait the many days for their internets to run out or you bother pwning them then you're already in the first stages of zomgism).

Most zomgies use words such as zomg or stuff your brain hasn't learned yet because yours have not been consumed by a zomgie, and if you have, good for you.
DividedBy0: zomg, I'm a zomgie now.
NoobUser: I see, how's that working out for-AAAAAAAAAAHHHHHHHH!
LOLCATS42: *eats NoobUser's eBrains* Don't worry mam, I'm from the internet.
zomgie by FromTheInternet July 4, 2008
Related Words
zomug • ZOMG • zOMFG • ZOMGIE • zomfgwtfbbq • zomga • ZOMGBIES • zomger • zomgowned • zomg wtf
zOMG is a varient of the all-too-popular acronym "OMG", meaning "Oh My God".

The "z" was originally a mistake while attempting to hit the shift key with the left hand, and type "OMG"

Also used in all-caps, 'ZOMG' is generally used in a sarcastic manner, more often than not a humiliating fasion. It is also used as a device for stating the obvious.
"zOMG! you r teh winz!!one!!eleven!"
zomg by ectweak August 31, 2005

zomfgwtfbbq 

A random way of being surprised and amused..
Bob: Hey tom, I just got laid...
Tom: ZOMFGWTFBBQ? BY WHO?
zomfgwtfbbq by Mister Purple March 6, 2008

zomgwtfbbq

Used to express extreme and over exaggerated emotion; mostly for comic or ironic effect.
Zomgwtfbbq, that movie was so awesome!

Zomgwtfbbq, I told you not to sleep with my grandma!

I totally zomgwtfbbqed when I ate that burger.
zomgwtfbbq by McSpankenstein July 25, 2010

ZOMGBBQPIZZA 

A pizza often containing toppings such as ZOMG and BBQ and some times WTF.

Created by the weak scripters or Scr1pt0rz of habbo hotel the lamest game to hit the net with lame lvls reaching over nine thousand. The term was often blurted upon entering a hacked room.
1. Person: *enters room* "ZOMGBBQPIZZA, my r00m 1s h4x0rd !"
or more common
2. Person: *enters room* "ZOMGWTFBBQPIZZA, my r00mz is hax !"
ZOMGBBQPIZZA by lolololzolo April 3, 2008

ZOMGPWNSAUCE 

zomg + pwn + sauce. It is a dish. You eat it if you get pwned. It's pwnsauce. You serve it if you pwn. Best when served at room temperature with a side of ROFLWAFFLES.
Me: Yea you like that zomgpwnsauce?!
You : wtf?
Me: STFU AND EAT UR ZOMGPWNSAUCE! YEEEEEEA
ZOMGPWNSAUCE by hingerdinger September 11, 2006
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Frothability 

The measure of an emotional and over zealous consumer in an upwardly charging market, also known as a bull market. It's characterized by rising asset prices, increased investor confidence, and favorable growth in the markets, bro.
The frothability was evident as over-zealous consumers eagerly engaged in bidding wars, driving property prices to unsustainable levels reminiscent of previous speculative bubbles.
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Soul digger

A man who dates women with the sole purpose of exploiting their time, energy, and labor while he sucks the joy and happiness from their lives.
"That guy's a soul digger. He'll expect you to work full time, but you'll be doing all the cooking, cleaning, laundry, shopping, and childcare while he plays video games or watches TV."
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pod person 

A person pretending to be something they aren't, or an impostor. This is inferred because of the old alien movies where alien pods appear on earth and the "pod people" dispose of the humans and slowly reproduce the bodies, pretending to be humans.
The pod person was pretending to be my father, but I knew that he was an alien when he acted differently than my father ever would have.
pod person by Christopher M. May 9, 2005
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A dead drop is a location used to secretly pass items between two people, without requiring them to meet.

Spies have been known to use dead drops, using various techniques to hide the items and to signal that the drop has been made. Drug dealers use this as well.

A common place is to duct tape the item to the underside of a toilet cover in a public restroom.

A signal is sometimes used as well to indicate there is something to pickup, like a pile of stones in a certain formation. After checking the drop the signal is removed.
"The dead drop is the restroom toilet at the Gulf station at the corner of Commercial Ave. and Georges Rd."
dead drop by rubberroom July 23, 2008
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No Surprises Wedding

A "No Surprises Wedding," or NSW, is a wedding invitation designation that tells attendees that there can be no unplanned announcements, engagements, events or speeches at the wedding - all actions must be pre-approved by the couple. Anyone who performs an unapproved "surprise" will be asked to leave the wedding early.

This designation comes from Reddit, where so many stories of bad wedding behavior indicated a need to communicate expectations for the wedding behavior of attendees.
You are cordially invited to the nuptials of Brian and Tom on October 31 at noon.

Please note that this wedding is child-free (under 10) and a No Surprises Wedding (NSW). Reach out to wedding planner Sami Smith to request approvals or exceptions; please note that exceptions will be rare. Limited child care for under-10s will be available. All approvals will be noted and included in planning. Unapproved, or surprise exceptions, will result in guests being asked to leave.
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Ulzzang true definition is "best & "face" = best face in korean. They are basically people with above average looks, sometimes with the use of photoshop and haduri who post their pics online, some becoming internet celebrities.
"Hey, see that chick over there? She's pretty enough to be an ulzzang. :D"
ulzzang by `r i k kit t y February 26, 2008
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