zomgasm

a hybrid of the words zomg and orgasm, something so sexy and/or crazy that you have a zomgasm.

shes smart, and shes a member of the handball team, can u say zomgasm?

by markk p November 8, 2007

Zorgasm

A religious epiphany, usually a vision or encounter with Zorgoth. In some cases, Cultiks have claimed to actually communicating with Zorgoth during a zorgasm.

The Duke tossed and turned, fearing that any second now his intelectual metropolis would be toppled by the barbaric Nairboians - when suddenly his nightmare was ended. There in the window appeared Zorgoth, in the form of a goat. Very few people have been blessed with such a zorgasm, but this spiritual enlightenment would set in a series of events from which Kenya would never be the same again.

-The Doctrine of Zorgoth: Book IV
www.thenr.net/zorgoth

by Duke Hallenstrom February 24, 2008

zomfgasm

an orgasm that is so good, it has a zomfg moment.

1)I was eating this cookie dough icecream, and it was so amazing i had a zomfgasm.

2) Dude, that bitch last night was so good at sucking it, she gave me a zomfgasm.

by Pippie Jean January 16, 2008

Zoogasm

Dropping your load during a visit to the Zoo. Preferably right in front of the Panda Exhibit.

Dan: Those fuzzy balls of Panda just gave me a Zoogasm!
Earl: Dude- go clean yourself off

by holy crap im cool July 9, 2009

Zorgasm

An orgasm created by looking at Zac Efron. mmm... tastey

Gertrude: omfg I just had a total ZORGASM!
Fat Rachael: dude, what the hell is a zorgasm?
Gertrude: look it up on urban dictionary. btw your fat

by Jacksonator123 December 29, 2010

Zorgasm

The act of pulling out and shooting your load in the shape of the letter "Z" on the girl's chest.

Yeah man, that Zorgasm I left on her will make sure she never forgets me.

by Tobin Moss April 30, 2005

Zorgasm

The climactic and satisfying popping of a(n especially) large zit, and the accompanying euphoria that comes from pressure having been released.

I had the best zorgasm from popping that huge zit on my chin.

by swedemily November 6, 2008