zombiefuck

A person so drunk they walk around hunchback style, grunting, groaning, and uncontrollably knock things over.

That drunk zombiefuck stumbled out onto the road and got mashed by that tractor trailer.

by scottydabody69 February 12, 2006

Zombie Fuck

To preform any sexual practice on somebody until they are just laying there completely imobile, but still alive.

Anna is so going to zombie fuck her boyfriend tonight.

by Babygurl8324 December 7, 2009

zombie fuck

Noun. A girl who does nothing during sex.

"Sex with Jenny was like having sex with a dead girl."
"Bummer, she was a zombie fuck, huh?"

by ChampagneS13 September 13, 2006

zombiefucknuts

exp. - A situation where nothing, by conceivable thought, can get any worse.

Used when phrases like "God Damn It", "Shit!", "Fuck!", "Holy Shit!", "Holy Fuck!" and "Holy Fucking Shit!" just don't seem to do the job.

Person 1: So...not only are people coming back from the dead as zombies and eating people's brains, but someone is supplying them with outfits of Barney & Friends at the same time?

Person 2: That's about the gist of it.

Person 3: Well...Zombiefucknuts.

by Deticui December 4, 2005

zombieface

Just when you're about to bust a nut from a girl sucking your cock, pull it out and shoot your load into her eyes. Then sit back and enjoy as she moans and trips over the furniture like a zombie.

Bitch stepped on my glasses after I administered a zombieface.

by warpd March 3, 2004

Zombafuck

When a bitch kills you and you come back from the dead and fuck her for vengeance.

I zombafucked Jessica Alba after she shot me for refusing to lick her shitty butt hole.

by tube sock dudes March 31, 2009

zombie fuck

Having sex with a dead person.

Usually known as Necrophilia.

Bob: Dude shes so good!
Bill: DUDE SHES FREAKING DEAD!!
Bob: OH GOD!!!!
Bill: YOU ZOMBIE FUCKER!

by John Am May 19, 2008