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zombieface 

a white person's face because he is so pale like a dead corpse or mindless zombie
tell that zombieface to go outside for once and get a tan
zombieface by TruthHurtsCracka March 21, 2010

zombieface 

The face someone makes when they are about to sneeze.
Example 1:

Jane: I went out with John last night... He's cute but he kept making this zombieface. I think he has terrets.

Sue: Maybe he had to sneeze.

Jane: He should have noseturbated it out.

Example 2:

Bob: How did the interview go?

John: Horrible. I had to sneeze so bad I zombiefaced through half the interview. And to make matters worse, I sneezed so hard that I blew boogers all over the desk.

Bob: Should have noseturbated before you went in.
zombieface by Scooter118 March 11, 2009

Zombiename 

When a trans person for whatever reason has to use a deadname after already having an actual name.

Derived from deadname, zombies being undead creatures who remain "alive" while supposed to be dead.

Reasons are varied but common ones include but are not limited to:

1) Financial inability to transition documentation.

2) Legal issue such as transition not being allowed by law.

3) Semi-closet, when transition has only happened under certain social situations because of safety, employment, or other reasons.

4) Social media companies policies

This list is not exhaustive.

Zombienames are no quite deadnames and thus the person must still be using them in so fashion, even to refer to themselves, for them to be zombiename.

For example, a social media account with a deadname is one that is kept as an archive, a zombiename account either is minimally active or the main account.
I had to go full zombiename at work, it's unsafe as Karen from Finance is a massive transphobe.
Zombiename by esekaese September 9, 2023

Zombieware 

Software that is impossible to remove, but is otherwise not malicous.
Most preinstalled software.

That f***ing Zombieware kept reinstalling itself after I deleted it.

zombiefucknuts 

exp. - A situation where nothing, by conceivable thought, can get any worse.

Used when phrases like "God Damn It", "Shit!", "Fuck!", "Holy Shit!", "Holy Fuck!" and "Holy Fucking Shit!" just don't seem to do the job.
Person 1: So...not only are people coming back from the dead as zombies and eating people's brains, but someone is supplying them with outfits of Barney & Friends at the same time?

Person 2: That's about the gist of it.

Person 3: Well...Zombiefucknuts.
zombiefucknuts by Deticui December 4, 2005

Zombiesce 

Having or pertaining to having Zombie-like features; Movement mimicking or displaying the general attributes of a Zombie; Exhibiting behavior becoming to a Zombie
Zed's zombiesce appearance frightens off most small children at the mall.

Tara's zombiesce movement negates the desire to dance with her at most parties and gatherings.

I'd sleep with Anya more frequently if she didn't have such a zombiesce expression on her face when I was railing her with such authority!
Zombiesce by dwpworldwide June 10, 2010