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zomfgasm 

an orgasm that is so good, it has a zomfg moment.
1)I was eating this cookie dough icecream, and it was so amazing i had a zomfgasm.

2) Dude, that bitch last night was so good at sucking it, she gave me a zomfgasm.
zomfgasm by Pippie Jean January 16, 2008
Related Words
zomaga zomga Zoomagas ZOMAGE zomara Zomata zomaya zomfgasm zomgage zomgah
When you stumble across an ultra rare someone named Zomaya, you will be astonished. Usually her ego isn't her amigo, but once you know her she gets over herself. Despite her ego flaw, she will always have your back and make sure you don't make a total fool of yourself. If you need help with anything she will make sure to set some time aside for you. She is pretty down to earth and can crack some great jokes about herself, and occasionally others. Her sense of humor is somewhat crude, but she knows her limits (sometimes). Though her outer shell may seem tough, she is pretty damn sensitive. She is okay with being sensitive, and is very in touch with hers and others feelings. If you need a shoulder to cry on she is the one for you just make sure someone else is there for her to sob on just incase. And if one were to put her whole personality bottled into one word it would be The Best Dyslexic.
Zomaya is coming over later to walk my blind dog with me. Lets hope we don't get jumped!
zomaya by Buffy#2 October 3, 2019
Created by nixpoopypants on aim while talking to xReBeLgUiTaRiStx

We were joking arround and somehow I just thought of it since ZOMG makes fun of people always saying OMGZ and lol I decided to add an a at the end to make it funnier.
xReBeLgUiTaRiStx: OMGZ teh cutz down teh treee!!!

NixPoopyPants: ZOMGA!
zomga by fanx September 21, 2008
An emphasized way of saying of omg. Often used to express sarcasm, or disbelief. Can also be considered part of the leet language and or culture.
Timmy: Zomga, Freddy I never knew that the sun was round.
Freddy: Yea, I never knew it either.
zomga by Pear Bear June 27, 2006
a hybrid of the words zomg and orgasm, something so sexy and/or crazy that you have a zomgasm.
shes smart, and shes a member of the handball team, can u say zomgasm?
zomgasm by markk p November 8, 2007
Noun: Exclamatory word, originating on the UOGamers: Hybrid forums and miscellaneous AOL and MSN chatrooms, created and put in popular use by the original Black Thunder.
(The same meaning as omg, but more powerful.)
10:49 Black Thunder: ZOMGAH, MY CHEA PET HAS SPROUTS.