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A mash-up of the two leet-speak words ZOMG! and PWNAGE. Used to define situations that exceed the capacity of the aforementioned words. Literally impossible to achieve.

Zomage has no examples. A feat has never been completed which would earn the right to be dubbed to be zomage. But hypothetically it would be like when Chuck Norris had a baby with Bruce Lee (I know that can't happen, but thats how impossible Zomage is.) who Roundhouse kicked the Moon into Jupiter causing a second big bang. Yeah. That's zomage.

ZOMAGE by GrayWarden August 14, 2010

Words you can keep

zomgerofl

Like omgerofl, only much, much worse. Predominantly used by idiots and ironists of the highest calibre.

"You just shat your pants? Zomgerofl!"
"Zomgerofl? What does the Z stand for?"
"Who knows? What COULD it stand for?!"

zomgerofl by Jimmy Marx January 14, 2008

Related Words

ZOMAGE • zomger • Zoomage • zamage • zamageza • zomaga • zombgender • zomgage • zomgee • zOMGeezy

zomgee

A variation of the term OMG, (meaning "Oh my God") mostly used in online games. Literally pronounced like saying omg, just with a Z in front

Zomgee! i I just got pwned by that guy!

zomgee by Bowrogg August 3, 2007

Zoomage

The magnification of how much of a percentage of something is zoomed in.

-"What's your zoomage on the pdf?"
-"I'm on a zoomage of 175%. I can see it way easier now."

Zoomage by Xx_ClownBabi3_xX November 14, 2018

zomaga

Zomaga is zomg(oh my god) prononciated

"You killed me!"
"Hell yeah!"
"Zomaga!!!"

zomaga by cryptopsy30 March 6, 2007

zOMGeezy

Adjective: Easy, like, DUH, OMG that was a no brainer, thats zomgeezy!

"That Amy makes playing dual pianos like Tori look zOMGeezy!"

"My Jessica Simpson hair-extensions are zomgeezyer to put in than my Paris Hilton's!"

zOMGeezy by Coreenis May 7, 2010

zomgers

zomgers.com is a website that lists the internets funniest comments.

zomgers is an extension of zomg, which was a variation of omg.

its also commonly used in online video games, such as world of warcraft

in the barrens chat

"zomgers did you guys see taht alliance ??? he was scary!"

"stfu you lvl 2 noob, that guy was only lvl 31 GD i hate travelling through the barrens"

"...RANDOM CHUCK NORRIS JOKE..."

zomgers by booshyfwaaa February 28, 2009

Salad Days

green inexperienced youthful judgement and cold blooded execution of those judgements.

Rashness with little concern of consequence.

Antony and Cleopatra. William Shakespeare

"My salad days,
When I was green in judgment, cold in blood."

- William Shakespeare, Antony and Cleopatra, 1.5

"How did you end up in jail?"

"Salad days, 'nuf said."

Salad Days by GilbyRFC0 October 7, 2011

Word of the Day on August 28, 2026

age gate

An absolutely foolproof way to keep minors from viewing content deemed "too mature" for them to watch.

Billy: "So I was trying to watch some videos for an M rated game, and I ran into an age gate, so I put in my real birthday. SOMEHOW it managed to figure out that I am 12. CURSE YOU AGE GATE!!!"

Bill: "Fucking age gate! *quick scroll* THERE! I was born on January 1, 1904. Fuck you age gate."

age gate by Banja January 7, 2011

Word of the Day on August 27, 2026

board chow

A)
The Crud that collects under the keys in a keyboard. Usually more severe in the keyboards of programmers and webmasters as they tend to spend a lot of time at the the computer and thus eat at their desk. Mainly affecting IBM Model M (clicly) style boards.

B)
Can also be used to gross out Non-Techie people

A)
Bill: want to go to the club?
Bob: No, I've got to clean out my board chow, keys are starting to stick.

B)
Bill: Want to go out to get a bite?
Bob: No, i am just going to have some of my board chow/
Bill: Whats' that?
Bob: The food scraps that collect in my keyboard; Want some?
Bill: *GAG* *HURL* *GAG*

board chow by BinaryHackerMan September 3, 2007

Word of the Day on August 26, 2026

young pup

a young person, a young adult in their late teens/early 20s.

Ah, you're just a young pup at 23!

young pup by the dog May 30, 2006

Word of the Day on August 25, 2026

grebo

West Midlands slang word for rockers, bikers, greasers etc. In the late 1980s it was used by the UK music press to refer to a specific scene centered around the bands Pop Will Eat Itself and Crazyhead. The term never found favour with readers of 'the inkies' (Sounds, Melody Maker and the still extant NME) and was soon dropped. Now often used in predominantly working-class areas of the midlands and the north to mean someone who listens to rock-derived music and/or dresses in a manner that suggests they affiliate themselves with rock music of some kind.

Some grebo passed with Sabbath playing on his stereo.
The Poppies are at no. 17? God, a grebo band in the charts!
They're playing nu-metal now, bloody grebos!

grebo by cactuscat September 15, 2006

Word of the Day on August 24, 2026

TikTok Farlands

TikTok Farlands is a term to refer to videos that you see after scrolling for a long time. These videos can potentially be disturbing, or weird. Said videos can also have low likes, or low comments.

“I reached the TikTok Farlands bro”

TikTok Farlands by PINES FAMILY TORTURER July 24, 2026

Word of the Day on August 23, 2026