ZOMAGE

A mash-up of the two leet-speak words ZOMG! and PWNAGE. Used to define situations that exceed the capacity of the aforementioned words. Literally impossible to achieve.

Zomage has no examples. A feat has never been completed which would earn the right to be dubbed to be zomage. But hypothetically it would be like when Chuck Norris had a baby with Bruce Lee (I know that can't happen, but thats how impossible Zomage is.) who Roundhouse kicked the Moon into Jupiter causing a second big bang. Yeah. That's zomage.

ZOMAGE by GrayWarden August 14, 2010

zomgerofl 

Like omgerofl, only much, much worse. Predominantly used by idiots and ironists of the highest calibre.

"You just shat your pants? Zomgerofl!"
"Zomgerofl? What does the Z stand for?"
"Who knows? What COULD it stand for?!"

zomgerofl by Jimmy Marx January 14, 2008

zomgee 

A variation of the term OMG, (meaning "Oh my God") mostly used in online games. Literally pronounced like saying omg, just with a Z in front

Zomgee! i I just got pwned by that guy!

zomgee by Bowrogg August 3, 2007

Zoomage 

The magnification of how much of a percentage of something is zoomed in.

-"What's your zoomage on the pdf?"
-"I'm on a zoomage of 175%. I can see it way easier now."

Zoomage by Xx_ClownBabi3_xX November 14, 2018

zomaga 

Zomaga is zomg(oh my god) prononciated

"You killed me!"
"Hell yeah!"
"Zomaga!!!"

zomaga by cryptopsy30 March 6, 2007

zOMGeezy 

Adjective: Easy, like, DUH, OMG that was a no brainer, thats zomgeezy!

"That Amy makes playing dual pianos like Tori look zOMGeezy!"

"My Jessica Simpson hair-extensions are zomgeezyer to put in than my Paris Hilton's!"

zOMGeezy by Coreenis May 7, 2010

zomgers 

zomgers.com is a website that lists the internets funniest comments.

zomgers is an extension of zomg, which was a variation of omg.

its also commonly used in online video games, such as world of warcraft

in the barrens chat

"zomgers did you guys see taht alliance ??? he was scary!"

"stfu you lvl 2 noob, that guy was only lvl 31 GD i hate travelling through the barrens"

"...RANDOM CHUCK NORRIS JOKE..."

zomgers by booshyfwaaa February 28, 2009