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zober is to stoned
as
sober is to drunk
God damn, I only just became zober.
zober by dudley November 18, 2004
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A person, usually a teenager, who tries to impress but fails miserably.
Often have very short hair and keep riding their cheap modified scooters in circles to impress girls.
Joe: "Here comes William on his ear-destroying motorcycle again..."
Jack: "What a zober..."
Zober by luggysp April 19, 2019
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Zyn Sober. When you were once totally shitfaced, but used a 6mg+ pouch to achieve the required headspace to ~potentially~ drive home.
Guy 1: Hey man, can you drive us home when we get back to afters?

Guy 2: yeah man, I’m Zober.
Zober by SetDaToneMalone May 11, 2024

Zobry manga 

This is an arabic word and It means : my dick is mango
Ahmed : * discussing with mahmoud and saying nonsense *
Mahmoud : Zobry manga

Zobrology 

It is the science of studying anything related to porn, sex, sexual orientation or sexual organs. The name originated from the Arabic word for dick "zobr". It was founded by 3 Egyptian teenagers in 2019.
Mostafa: If a dick is really really small does this mean it's a pussy?
Fares: That's a really good Zobrology topic.
Zobrology by Zobrologist-1 July 3, 2021

ZooBerry 

A Zooberry is when there is more then one type of berry in a bunch.A Zooberry ourccurs when someone has a bunch of berries "strawberries, blueberries, cranberries ect.ect"
ZooBerry, or Zooberries- Hey thats a nice bushel of Zooberries. Or would you like some Zooberries. Zooberries is used more often then Zooberry because it is hard to offer just one random berry.
A charming, hot guy. He's so funny and amazing. He is everything you ever want in a guy. Be careful, he can get mad easily. He likes to joke around A LOT. So don't be too gullible around him! Everyone likes Zobee! He is amazinggg.
Oh my god, that guy is so funny and awesome.. Hes such a Zobee!
Zobee by ImmaCoolGirl September 10, 2011
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Failure Shower 

When you fail at something in life (eg. failing an exam or not getting a job), go home and spend an hour just standing in the shower, propping yourself up against the wall with your eyes on your feet.
Caleb knew the only thing to do after he didnt get prefect was take a failure shower.
Failure Shower by Vikingnz October 27, 2009
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Acronym for Non-Athletic Regular Person. Your schools lacrosse team probably shouts it at you while you walk by.
Lookie at these bunch of narps, NARP NARP NARP
NARP by Douchebag McKenzy March 31, 2010
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High School Liquid 

A person who can freely travel between and fit in with all high school social groups and classes.
He is high school liquid, he ate lunch with the nerds and hung out with the jocks after school.
High School Liquid by Thaedris July 30, 2008
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