Zobered 

the act of shitting in ones under-britches because of physics

Matt: Hey Sean, d'ya study for physics buddy??

Sean: No, man i went home and tried to but I quickly became Zobered and ended up doing laundry instead

Matt: ahhh, happened to me last week..

Zobered by I<3P.B.64 November 17, 2009

Zobered 

the act of shitting in ones under-britches because of physics

Matt: Hey Sean, d'ya study for physics buddy??

Sean: No, man i went home and tried to but I quickly became Zobered and ended up doing laundry instead

Matt: ahhh, happened to me last week..

Zobered by I<3P.B.64 November 17, 2009

Zobeled

To make an utter ass out of yourself and lose all credibility.

I tried to publish a mock NFL football draft stating I beat Mel Kiper, but people caught me in the act, and I'm so embarrassed. I've been Zobeled!

Zobeled by zobel April 28, 2009

zubered 

Verb: The act of tickling someone, appropriately, by blowing on a fleshy part of their body (i.e. the belly or just above the belly button) creating a 'farting' sound.

The kids erupted with giggles whenever their momma zubered their bellies. They're so ticklish, but they love it!

zubered by IrishPetLover October 7, 2018

Zoobered 

When your extremely fucked up. You get so fucked up , that it sets you back.

I am really zoobered zabbered

Zoobered by Simmerin is Settlin down January 26, 2020

Ziobered

It’s misleading a friend or love one to participate in a senseless act of fun then charging someone money after the “fun” activity is done

Clois and Ron were ziobered after the party for 100$. I thought we got the friendly invite but in the end he ziobered them for money. Pronounced Zoy-bird

Ziobered by Clois Hyde September 21, 2020

zogered 

When skiing out of control you accidentally miscalculated your mogul approach and the pole plants leaving you in a permanent thumb up position.

As I passed this Judy i zogered.

zogered by Willy wife March 19, 2014