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when you get bored at school because the proxy blocks all the good websites, so you slide your finger across the keyboard and look at the definition and decide that you want to find other definitions like that one, and so eventually you found this definition.

good job, you are bored.
i'm not even going to try

zmxncbv
zmxncbv by longarcher March 21, 2016

zmxncbvalskdjfhgqpwoeiruty 

This is when you are bored, and stands on the edge looking for something you can throw at the wall.

You have allready tried qwerty - mnbvc - poiuy and this was the last thing u thought would get results. And you are now going to try enter random letters.

Tips: Call a friend
The days everybody is gone, got a hangover, masturbating home alone, and you dont have shit to do, you get a little creactive and does zmxncbvalskdjfhgqpwoeiruty

zmxncbvqpwoeirutyalskdjfhg 

A word caused by extreme and sheer boredom previously unknown to be possible. Caused by inwardly typing the bottom row of your computer's keys, then the top row, then the middle row. See also zmxncbvalskdjfhgqpwoeiruty.
Bored guy: Guys this kid is such a fucking zmxncbvqpwoeirutyalskdjfhg.
Friend: What?

zmxncbvalskdjfhgqpwoeiruty1029384756 

an extreme, EXTREME level of boredom. you are suppose to be doing your socail studies homework but you but suddenly think of this beutiful idea to type that in
jeff:i'm bored
jack: try typing in zmxncbvalskdjfhgqpwoeiruty1029384756
jeff:okay
jack: oh look theres some urban dictionary definition lets not read it
jeff: but i want to read it!
jack: holy crap it has our whole names and diolouge posted in it

zmxncbvlaksjdhfgqpwoeiruty

When you're the most bored person in the world, you decide to type qwertyuiopasdfghjklzxcvbnm, then mnbvcxzlkjhgfdsapoiuytrewq, then qazwsxedcrfvtgbyhnujmik,ol.p, etcetera. You go through hundreds of combinations and try to find one that isn't already on Urban Dictionary. After around 69 years, you decide to start with the bottom row, going up once finished each row in an alternating fashion of farthest-left key to farthest-right key in the row.
Dayyyyyyyyum I'm so bored. Imma type zmxncbvlaksjdhfgqpwoeiruty into the Internet. I wonder what happens.

zmxncbvalskdjfhgqpwoeiruty 

When you thought your boredness could not get anymore extreme. A long time has passed since qwerty, zxcvb, and even qazwsx. You have so much free time that you have to think of random letter combos. A tip - find something else to distract.
I'll just search up zmxncbvalskdjfhgqpwoeiruty.
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After school, The Modells on Jamaica Ave was active. Respectfully.
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You met me at a very Chinese time in my life

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Also used to describe establishments where alternative foods and products are sold, i.e. natural food stores.

Modified derivative of granola.
"I need more crunchy guys in my life. I'm so tired of dating preppy metrosexual assholes."

"I'm heading out to the crunchy store to pick up some fair trade chocolate and tea tree oil, do you need anything?"
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murderhobo 

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The term is most common with Dungeons and Dragons, but it can be applied to most RPGs where the player is allowed to kill most quest-giving NPCs and NPC traders. E.g. Elder Scrolls, Fallout, Divinity original sin.
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Whales are large and extremely difficult to close. Due to their immense size, they are highly sought-after.

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