zmxncbvlaksjdhfgqpwoeiruty

When you're the most bored person in the world, you decide to type qwertyuiopasdfghjklzxcvbnm, then mnbvcxzlkjhgfdsapoiuytrewq, then qazwsxedcrfvtgbyhnujmik,ol.p, etcetera. You go through hundreds of combinations and try to find one that isn't already on Urban Dictionary. After around 69 years, you decide to start with the bottom row, going up once finished each row in an alternating fashion of farthest-left key to farthest-right key in the row.

Dayyyyyyyyum I'm so bored. Imma type zmxncbvlaksjdhfgqpwoeiruty into the Internet. I wonder what happens.

zmxncbvlaksjdhfgqpwoeiruty by RSdabeast June 14, 2018

`12w3e4567890-=qwertyuiop[]\asdfghjkl;'zxcvbnm,./1qaz2wsx3edc4rfv5tgb6yhn7ujm8ik9ol0p/.,mnbvcxz';lkjhgfdsa\][poiuytrewq=-0987654321`zmxncbvlaksjhdgfqpwoeiruty0129384756=-]\[';/.,`abcdefghijklmnoplololololXDXDXD 

THE ULTIMATE BOREDOM!

person one: hey i'm bored. person two: ok, type in `12w3e4567890-=qwertyuiop\asdfghjkl;'zxcvbnm,./1qaz2wsx3edc4rfv5tgb6yhn7ujm8ik9ol0p/.,mnbvcxz';lkjhgfdsa\]poiuytrewq=-0987654321`zmxncbvlaksjhdgfqpwoeiruty0129384756=-\[';/.,`abcdefghijklmnoplololololXDXDXD.

`12w3e4567890-=qwertyuiop[]\asdfghjkl;'zxcvbnm,./1qaz2wsx3edc4rfv5tgb6yhn7ujm8ik9ol0p/.,mnbvcxz';lkjhgfdsa\][poiuytrewq=-0987654321`zmxncbvlaksjhdgfqpwoeiruty0129384756=-]\[';/.,`abcdefghijklmnoplololololXDXDXD by The god of all cats November 23, 2020

zmxncbvlaksjdhfgqpwoeiruty1029384756 

You've seen qwertyuioplkjhgfdsazxcvbnm, you've seen mnbvcxzlkjhgfdsapoiuytrewq so you decide to try something new and so, here you are!

Person 1: Yo ever heard of qwertyuioplkjhgfdsazxcvbnm?
Person 2: Yup, everyone knows that dude.
Person 1: What about mnbvcxzlkjhgfdsapoiuytrewq?
Person 2: Same thing.
Person 1: 1234567890poiuytrewqasdfghjklmnbvcxz?
Person 2: Yes.
Person 1: mnbvcxzlkjhgfdsapoiuytrewq0987654321?
Person 2: One again, yes. There's nothing else man.
Person 1: zmxncbvlaksjdhfgqpwoeiruty1029384756?
Person 2: I haven't heard of that one before...
Person 1: HA HA I've thought of another one!

zmxncbvlaksjdhfgqpwoeiruty1029384756 by qwerzxcv December 23, 2024

jerb 

well known from south park
rednecks get angrry that future folk took there jobs so they yell
They took ouare jerbs!

Them future folk took ouare jerbs!

jerb by Jimberley Kim April 7, 2005

Cheeks 

An Irish phrase meaning shit, derived from ass
(Not to be confused with the literal description of one's buttocks)

"Did you hear the song Aylek$ dropped?"
"Hardly. Her music is absolute cheeks."

"My boyfriend say LaFlame is cheeks."
"Tell your boyfriend I said it's his mixtape that's cheeks."

Cheeks by thecartisan April 26, 2020

sans sheriff 

Lawless use of fonts or typography, with no regard to aesthetics or legibility

I'm putting this CV straight in the bin. Written totally sans sheriff.

sans sheriff by Jamarley July 3, 2019

Breadhead 

Someone who is addicted to obtaining money and building wealth. A money addict and fanatic. Breadheads often work more than one full-time job, and some even participate in illicit activities to "obtain the bread".

A breadhead is like a crackhead, but for money instead of crack.

Breadhead by 🅱️ U S 3 4 8 March 30, 2022