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zoosed up 

Smoke a blunt, smoke a bong, drink some beer, pop some pills, get ZOOSED UP!!!!
zoosed up by Randell & Paul February 4, 2009
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A fake term made by zoophiles because they think that bestiality should be normalized.
Zoophile: I am a zoosexual

Literally everyone ever: get away from me animal fucker
Zoosexual by UpsideDownBoi July 12, 2019
A mentally retarted person who uses the term "zoosexual" to justify raping animals
Person1: Hey dude i'm zoosexual

Person2: Heres a gun, go kill yourself

Person1: YoU fUcKiNg NaZi RaCiSt ZoOpHoBe

Person2: "kills person 1 and makes the world a better place"
Zoosexual by Terry Tells Truths March 21, 2022
A made up term used by Zoophiles to cover up the fact that they rape animals.
Zoophile: I'm Zoosexual
Zoosexual by Immortal Kombat August 15, 2019
Zose is a very loving person he is so sweet and kind he love running with people and always is a very loving friend no matter what he is very intelegent loves making people laugh and smile he is so cute heloves making new friends
" hey where is zose?"
"He is making new friends down the block"
zose by Zosey September 17, 2017
The act of participating in sexual intercourse with an animal which is not normally considered a domestic or farmed animal.
1. Dude! That zebra was hitting her so hard! It was some of the nastiest zoosex I've ever seen!

2. The farmer had zoosex with a flamingo in front of his wife and prize cow.

3. Man! That chick I fucked was so ugly it was practically zoosex!
Zoosex by Anonymous Vomitus December 11, 2009
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anyone who succeeds in disgracing/over indulging themselves in the throws of clubland
28 hours and 4 clubs later, gurning for england but still refusing to go home - a total wrongun!!
wrongun by bevvers March 21, 2007
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square grouper

Nickname given to bales of marijuana thrown overboard or out of airplanes. Origin is reportedly from members of the US Coast Guard in the area of Southern Florida.
"Base we've got some square groupers floating outside of Miami harbor."
square grouper by slipsheet November 6, 2004
Word of the Day on October 7, 2026
A girl who does ballet and only talks about ballet. Her schedule is filled with dance classes which does not allow her to do any other activity.
"Hey, do you know that girl Sally?"

"Yeah, she's kind of annoying. All she ever talks about it ballet."

"Wow, what a Bunhead."

"Hey Sally, you want to hang out this weekend?"
"I can't, I have dance."
"You're such a Bunhead."

"Yeah... I know."
Bunhead by Jen00 October 24, 2014
Word of the Day on October 6, 2026

trucker's tan 

A sunburn or suntan focused on the left arm. It is caused by the left side of the body being the only half that gets exposed to sunlight while driving. Presumably, it would be located on the right side of the body in countries where they drive on the left side of the road.
I had a trucker's tan after driving for 10 straight hours on a sunny day.
Word of the Day on October 5, 2026
The phenomenon where adults salivate at children's toys
Every time I walk into the toy aisle, I catch myself kidulting over the latest action figures and LEGO sets!
kidulting by Emotional Cruiser October 12, 2025
Word of the Day on October 4, 2026
British slang for a scientist or technical expert, esp . when the speaker is not certain of the expert’s specific field of study. Not necessarily derogatory, but typically used by persons without a technical background. In the US, the equivalent would be “egghead”, “squint”, or “geek.”

Origin of the word is unknown. Started sometime in World War 2. Given the typical evolution of British slang, could easily have started because what these experts did was confusing or “baffling” to the common person.
According to the boffins downstairs, the murderer used a serrated blade.
Boffin by Agnon February 11, 2023
Word of the Day on October 3, 2026
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