5 definitions by Anonymous Vomitus

1
To shoot or stab in the guts especially in a way that is messy or resembles sexual intercourse.
1. Dude! I just slipped my knife into this dudes' guts then slid it in and out slowly until he was totally gut fucked.

2. The farmer gut fucked his prize cow, with a shotgun, at point blank range.
by Anonymous Vomitus November 24, 2009
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1) Dude! Let's go to the store and gobswaddle some items past security.

2) I'm totally going to gobswaddle some pizza when I get home.

3) The farmer gobswaddled the penis of his prize bull in front of his wife and a a number of sheep.
by Anonymous Vomitus July 01, 2010
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Religious fervour derived from devout belief in ones' God(s).
1. Brother! I'm feeling so full of Godlove I'm going out to kill me some Christians.

2. Brother! I'm feeling so full of Godlove I'm going out to kill me some Islamists.

3. Brother! I'm feeling so full of Godlove I'm going out to kill me some Hindus.

4. Brother I'm feeling so full of Godlove I'm going out to kill me some <insert word for members of religion to be slaughtered here>.
by Anonymous Vomitus January 31, 2010
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A state caused by actions which appeared productive but were actually not; applicable to both situations and objects.
1. After about half an hour of noisy tidying up the children left their rooms utterly farnarkeled.

2. Having no more than a verbal agreement with a customer, as to what will be delivered at the end, is the best way to ensure that a project ends up farnarkeled beyond redemption.
by Anonymous Vomitus December 11, 2009
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The act of participating in sexual intercourse with an animal which is not normally considered a domestic or farmed animal.
1. Dude! That zebra was hitting her so hard! It was some of the nastiest zoosex I've ever seen!

2. The farmer had zoosex with a flamingo in front of his wife and prize cow.

3. Man! That chick I fucked was so ugly it was practically zoosex!
by Anonymous Vomitus December 11, 2009
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