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Zose is a very loving person he is so sweet and kind he love running with people and always is a very loving friend no matter what he is very intelegent loves making people laugh and smile he is so cute heloves making new friends
" hey where is zose?"
"He is making new friends down the block"
zose by Zosey September 17, 2017
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ZoSed (pronounced "zossed" - and that might be a more practical spelling)- A well publicized and anticipated action that has been built up by the performer which dramatically crashes in burns in a way that was expected (by the "audience"), but still manages to disappoint. Comes from a corruption of an abbreviation for Zenimax Online Studios, and in particular refers to multiple attempts to "fix", "update" or improve the functionality of a large online game and then the result is that things get much much worse. To some extent is is already in informal use, and variants include "ZoSing".
I was really looking forward to the Fallout 76 update, but we got Zosed again.
ZoSed by Newtinmpls April 21, 2020
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ZoSed • zose • zoseh • zoser
1. a profoundly tender and passionate relationship.
2. beloved person; sweetheart
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2. She's my zoseh!
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Subtle; passive aggressive way of saying you got blacked out.
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"Divine Body". An ambitious, cold and calculated individual who is destined to do great things. His name comes from the Egyptian ruler of the 3rd dynasty.
Behold, the owner of Saqqara, the son of Khasek and the grat pharaoh of Egypt, Zoser
zoser by Lord Zar November 22, 2021
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