zitzle

A signature that is purposely made more flamboyant or sloppy in order to hide the identity of the person signing.

Do you know whose zitzle that is? I don't know who autographed that book!

by pentozali May 13, 2011

Zitler

Any blemish, usually in the form of a pimple or zit, that is located on the philtrum. Giving you the appearance of a Hitler mustache.

I hate waking up to find out I have a new Zitler

by MyFryHole July 22, 2011

Zitty Von Zittles

What NOT to call your girlfriend when you see her and her face grew a new moon colony overnight.

Your Girl: Hey you still wanna go to that BBQ at Pickle's house?
You: Not with you, ZITTY VON ZITTLES!
Your Girl: <SLAP!> ASSHOLE!

by The Cheetah Dude July 16, 2005

zitler

a zitler is a racist with bad acne

that dude with bad acne was extremely racist he had to be a zitler

by ODog N Cali M.C N T April 4, 2009

zitler

a pimple or zit, directly above the upper lip

Man, that zitler's ready to pop!

by Duda2 June 22, 2006

Zizzled

The feeling or sensation you have after taking a hit of weed and having someone squeeze you around the chest from behind while holding your breath.

After a long night of being Zizzled, young Troy decided to call it a night.

by Mojo Maniac July 7, 2008

Zitzer

A zitzer is when a girl chews up three Utz's chocolate covered pretzels, gives a guy a blow job. Then he smacks her in the face with a chocolate pretzel dick.

It was getting hot, and she had just ate some utz's chocolate covered pretzels, when he shoved his piece into her foodhole, she didn't even have time to avoid the zitzer. She got zitzed in the face by his big utz's chocolate covered cock.

by Sp3ctr3 March 30, 2008