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Zitty Von Zittles 

What NOT to call your girlfriend when you see her and her face grew a new moon colony overnight.
Your Girl: Hey you still wanna go to that BBQ at Pickle's house?
You: Not with you, ZITTY VON ZITTLES!
Your Girl: <SLAP!> ASSHOLE!
Related Words
Adj. Form of Zit. To have many zits.
God, have you seen Cherry's face? It's so zitted.
Zitted by ladylucy August 21, 2008
several zits grouped together on someone's face or back (or anywhere zits are prolific)
I told the pizza face that his zittles don't taste like a rainbow.
zittles by MrCerebellum August 21, 2008
Its cross between a zit and a pimple. That stands out like you have a red skittle on your face.
Damn, i've got a big date tonight but i woke up with this zittle on the end of my nose.

Ewww, have you seen Emily today? She has the biggest zittle on her face.
Zittle by SmooBandit July 12, 2009

zittlebood 

when your dick is deformed and you don’t know how it happened
After Oscar laid the pipe on Maria, he looked at his dick and saw how deformed it was, and said, “Jesus Christ! My dick got zittlebood and I didn’t even notice!”
zittlebood by shadyk September 22, 2020
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Throat Sweats 

The feeling and build up in your mouth/throat of saliva that sometimes accompanies nausea.
Oh man those burritos gave me the throat sweats, I hope I don’t have food poisoning.
Throat Sweats by TacoFings420 April 23, 2024
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Being ignored by someone when making a statement or asking a question. Also known as blanked and turfed.
Person 1: Did u watch ** last nite?
Person 2:......
Person 3: O no u got aired!
aired by Pietro February 9, 2005
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piddlefart

Instead of doing my homework, I decided to piddlefart around for two hours.
piddlefart by Rene April 25, 2005
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anyone who succeeds in disgracing/over indulging themselves in the throws of clubland
28 hours and 4 clubs later, gurning for england but still refusing to go home - a total wrongun!!
wrongun by bevvers March 21, 2007
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square grouper

Nickname given to bales of marijuana thrown overboard or out of airplanes. Origin is reportedly from members of the US Coast Guard in the area of Southern Florida.
"Base we've got some square groupers floating outside of Miami harbor."
square grouper by slipsheet November 6, 2004
Word of the Day on October 7, 2026
A girl who does ballet and only talks about ballet. Her schedule is filled with dance classes which does not allow her to do any other activity.
"Hey, do you know that girl Sally?"

"Yeah, she's kind of annoying. All she ever talks about it ballet."

"Wow, what a Bunhead."

"Hey Sally, you want to hang out this weekend?"
"I can't, I have dance."
"You're such a Bunhead."

"Yeah... I know."
Bunhead by Jen00 October 24, 2014
Word of the Day on October 6, 2026
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