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Zitty Von Zittles 

What NOT to call your girlfriend when you see her and her face grew a new moon colony overnight.
Your Girl: Hey you still wanna go to that BBQ at Pickle's house?
You: Not with you, ZITTY VON ZITTLES!
Your Girl: <SLAP!> ASSHOLE!
Related Words
Adj. Form of Zit. To have many zits.
God, have you seen Cherry's face? It's so zitted.
Zitted by ladylucy August 21, 2008
several zits grouped together on someone's face or back (or anywhere zits are prolific)
I told the pizza face that his zittles don't taste like a rainbow.
zittles by MrCerebellum August 21, 2008
Its cross between a zit and a pimple. That stands out like you have a red skittle on your face.
Damn, i've got a big date tonight but i woke up with this zittle on the end of my nose.

Ewww, have you seen Emily today? She has the biggest zittle on her face.
Zittle by SmooBandit July 12, 2009

zittlebood 

when your dick is deformed and you don’t know how it happened
After Oscar laid the pipe on Maria, he looked at his dick and saw how deformed it was, and said, “Jesus Christ! My dick got zittlebood and I didn’t even notice!”
zittlebood by shadyk September 22, 2020

Stealthie 

when you're holding up your phone and making faces at it, as though you are taking a selfie, but you're really taking a picture of the person across from you or the wall or anything else that seems interesting but you don't want to be caught dead taking a picture of.

This action is often made more convincing by wiggling the eyebrows or opening the mouth, to pretend you're trying to get a Snapchat filter to work.
FRIEND A: "Did you just take a stealthie of me?"

FRIEND B (turning phone around): "no I was just using snapchat's new filter, see?"
Stealthie by gwenhyfar October 2, 2016
Word of the Day on May 25, 2026