ziontology 

The catchiest portmanteau ever invented to describe The Church of Jesus Christ of Latter-day Saints, aka Mormonism.

As Latter-day Saints blessed with the restored gospel of Ziontology, to quote Doctrine and Covenants 39:13, we are “called to labor in the Lord's vineyard, and to build up His church, and to bring forth Zion.” Close quote.

ziontology by Chino Blanco November 30, 2024

ziontologist 

A Jew (zionist) who believes in Dianetics (Scientology).

Shlomoh loves L. Ron Hubbard; he is such a Ziontologist.

ziontologist by L. Wrong Cupboard February 28, 2009

Ziontologist 

A “Ziontologist” is the Jewish equivalent of a Scientologist and characterizes those individuals who use their phony religious status to manufacture news and distort facts by manipulating language through the practice of Jewry and Kabbalah. “Ziontology” embodies everything that is bad about Judaism.

Sarah Silverman isn't a religious Jew; she's an arrogant Ziontologist who uses her Jewish status and network to troll non-jews for her own sick amusement, where do you think she gets all her comedic material?

Ziontologist by starlessgolightly March 21, 2019