zinon
maidenless, no bitches
zinon by ur mother joe March 15, 2022
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Zion Kuwonu
He’s that fine lightskin nigga from this amazing boyband called prettymuch. He’s tall as fuck and has dreads. He loves liking ass pics on ig, and used to mess with that lil hoe malu trevehoeee. But aside from that shit, he has daquavis and all the beanz wanna give him a good suck. His goofy ass loves Fortnite and all I the beanz love him very much.
Malu: “Omg! I love you Sayon!❤️“
Zion: “Shut yo th0t ass up, you lil hoe!!”
So yeah that’s Zion Kuwonu
Zion: “Shut yo th0t ass up, you lil hoe!!”
So yeah that’s Zion Kuwonu
Zion Kuwonu by niggamuch October 25, 2018
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Zion Kuwonu
Zion is the stubborn,adorable lovable type in PRETTYMUCH, he’s that fine ass dread head boy y’all finna see in the front cover of magazines and at coachella someday, he’s caleb zion kuwonu. he’s a very complex, goofy, adorable smile that could make anyone melt instantly with just a look, even being in the same room as him, most fans feel like they can’t breath, he’s an adorable tall 6ft3 good lookin guy who every girl wants and no one gets, he has a very weird yet amazing way of showing love and comunication when it comes to his fans but deep down we all know he loves us, he’s the type to fuck up and not apologize, istg i don’t think i’ve ever seen that boy apologize for anything that he should, no matter how many mistakes he makes though, i think all beans can agree he’s a good person with a good heart and doesn’t mean any harm, even if (3 does cause and even if he does take it out on the fans a lot. i love zion kuwonu ok gn
BEANZ DURING A M&G; holy shit that’s fucking zion, holy fuck i cant even make eye contact
zion: oh my god hiiiiiii, what pose do you wanna do?
and in that moment, every beans falls even more in love with caleb zion kuwonu
zion: oh my god hiiiiiii, what pose do you wanna do?
and in that moment, every beans falls even more in love with caleb zion kuwonu
Zion Kuwonu by yo girl meg January 1, 2019
Zion Kuwonu
He is a member of The boyband PRETTYMUCH. A cute guy that every girl wants. He has an amazing voice.He's sexy and he's Bae😌😍 He's funny and always has you in a good mood. He listens and when your with him all the other girls are jealous. He is the perfect boy.
Girl#1: Who is that cute guy?
Girl#2: It's Zion Kuwonu
Girl#3: He's fine
Girl#1: He has an amazing voice
Girl#2: It's Zion Kuwonu
Girl#3: He's fine
Girl#1: He has an amazing voice
Zion Kuwonu by PRETTYMUCH Zion May 13, 2018
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Zinoviy
Super Aesthetic freak who outlifts most of humanity. Alpha when on cycle and Omega when not. Likes to squat but holds a higher Bench personal record than squat. Has one hell of a long neck in order to acquire 10 foot tall traps. Uses belt when curling. Can be awkward as fuck to some people but is a genuine person. Also possibly straight?
Zinoviy by mytricepsarebiggerthanmybiceps September 20, 2018
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