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When you’re so hammered to the point you forget your foreign language and mumble random words
Dante: Matia are you zinkled?
Matia: Im fucghin grinkclked barried
Dante: wow ur mangled
zinkled by Tony Lasagna November 28, 2018
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getting Zinked

being the victim of intense tomfoolery.
Mark: I invited Hampson to look at this website, but little does he know, it's about him!
Andrew: Looks like he's getting Zinked today.
getting Zinked by YouReadMyName November 16, 2016
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Past tense for the incident where someone who is trying to have fun, breaks something expensive.
My blackberry just got zinked.
Zinked by yujuta October 11, 2010
Another word for being baked.

popularized by guy
“aye bro i hit my waxxy daxxy im so zinkied”

faxxy
Zinkied by tweeezzer February 3, 2022

Zingledorf 

When you slowly realize you might be in the wrong, and you're holding onto hope but it's fading fast.

The word was coined after the player Zingledorf's username, who is known for being in the wrong and trying to defend his game choices before ultimately succumbing to social pressures, particularly when playing Overwatch.
"Dude, you're pulling a Zingledorf, stop trying to defend yourself. Open your eyes and see that you're in the wrong."
Zingledorf by Siberdoodle October 6, 2023
gender neutral term for a parent’s sibling; ie., in place of aunt/uncle
Yeah my mom is sending me to stay with her sibling, my Zinkle Jamie
Zinkle by zinkle jamie April 30, 2022
To be hyped-up or Buzzed on a large dose of caffiene such as an Energy Drink like "Amp", "Rockstar" or "Monster"
Hyper Hyped-up Caffiene energy drink Buzzed....."I came in to work SO tired this morning; I drank an Amp & Now I'm Zinked!" ....... "Rob is zinked; he's Full of energy now that he drank that Rockstar!"
Zinked by 1KoolNana! June 16, 2010
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Lookie at these bunch of narps, NARP NARP NARP
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He is high school liquid, he ate lunch with the nerds and hung out with the jocks after school.
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