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When you've totally done nothing. Like I'm talkin' bout not owt at all....
Danny has done zilcho Micro revision.
zilcho by captain blue beard June 4, 2007
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el zilcho 

1.) Zero.

2.) What you find when you're boned.
Fry: Oh, no! Our superpower cream is out of itself!

Turanga Leela: Check under the cap. There may be a caked-in gold mine.

Fry: El Zilcho. I'm afraid we're boned.

Bender: El Zilcho. Hey, is it too late to change my superhero name?
el zilcho by canadienbang March 2, 2010
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Zichong is very smart and especially good at math. He thinks very logically and often does not know how to express his feelings. He is more of a lone wolf, but can be very caring and sweet once you know him better.
A: I met a Zichong today!

B: Oh, he is that super smart guy, isn't he?
Zichong by sunshine4you September 14, 2020
When someone has a very weird personality, makes funny noises, likes to flap his wings when he runs, and roll on the floor. Only men can be Zilchy
Pegasus: Hey Anthony I saw earbuds today

Anthony: AR AR AR AR

Pegasus: YOUR ZILCHY

Anthony: IM FEELING ZILCHY
Zilchy by muster buster May 26, 2018
Used to represent the value of nothing, zero (0), zip.
Jim: Hey, I'm broke. Can I borrow some cash from you? How much do you have?
John: Sorry, Zilch!
Zilch by Dalton April 29, 2004
Zilch is another word for zero or minuscule.
"Damn he has like zilch health left."
"What the size of his penis? zilch lol"
Zilch by Isahhhn Meotrash March 26, 2017
To press the button on one's ambulance pager to signal a response to the nightly tone tests.
Dude, don't forget to zilch your pager tonight at 6:45.

Don't worry, I got it covered.
Zilch by LOVECHEESE September 26, 2011
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The term is most common with Dungeons and Dragons, but it can be applied to most RPGs where the player is allowed to kill most quest-giving NPCs and NPC traders. E.g. Elder Scrolls, Fallout, Divinity original sin.
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Whales are large and extremely difficult to close. Due to their immense size, they are highly sought-after.

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"Shit...the sales director chewed me out on the sales call this morning. He's totally pissed that I have nothing in my pipeline. I've been focused on this one whale for so long that I haven't had time to prospect for normal-sized deals."
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hey let's get a drink of that?

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I've heard that city chicken originated during the Great Depression, when folks didn't have enough money to buy full cuts of meat, so they assembled meat scraps on a wooden skewer, creating a make-shift drumstick. Hence the name.
Are yinz havin' city chicken for dinner?
city chicken by TRF August 31, 2006
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