zhonglios 

zhonglios is an editing account on Instagram run by someone named abby. their pronouns are they/them and they never post because they’re too busy fleeing the country for mass genocide.

isnt zhonglios that editing account on instagram?

zhonglios by flowerypenis July 18, 2021

Zhongli 

The Geo Archon, broke but extremely skilled, aka "Daddy"

People often wonder how could a Geo character apply the "wet" status, especially to people in real life.

A Poem and Chant written to summon Zhongli:
Oh twink lord barbatos please make Zhongli come home to me
May the winds of the anemo archon guide him home
Oh shiny tartaglia make zhongli come home to me
May your waves guide him along the wind
Oh beautiful keqing make zhongli come home to me
May your storm lead the way
Oh queen ningguang make zhongli come home to me
May your rocks build the path
Oh zhongli please come home
May the geo archon finally come back
All Mighty Adepti of Cloud, Moon, and Mountains, steady our hearts to prepare

The Geo Archon's Arrival

Amen

Arianna: Dude, Zhongli's so hot!
Noelle: I know! I swear I'm gonna get him.

Zhongli by Heh you thought huh nice try December 1, 2020

Zhongli 

A man claiming to be the funeral consultant of the wangsheng funeral parlor, but is actually a delicious dragon god with the fattest ass in gaming history. His magical schlong, when summoned, is able to kill enemies, giving him the nickname of big dong zhong or schlongli.

Most times he defeats gods just by standing there ,watching his enemies nut to death because he’s so sexy. His sex appeal will have you on your KNEES and vomiting your entire life savings. Your life now REVOLVES around him. He is your god now.

It doesn’t matter that he’s a senior citizen on life support who commits embezzlement, you have peepaw issues and gilfs are hot.

Metaslave: “Bro Zhongli sucks, he barely does damage.”
Enlightened Zhongli simp: “Bitch have you seen that big dick and fat ass? He’s getting more pussy than anyone in the game. So, Mihoyo nerfed him to balance it out.”
Metaslave: “Oh shit yeah...now I kinda wanna suck him off ngl.”

Zhongli by Zhongslilcumrag January 16, 2021

Zhongli 

the sexiest man alive who is lacking mora in his pockets

oh i love zhongli

Zhongli by zhonglishehe October 25, 2020

Zhonglism 

Religion of the horny Genshin players who simp for Zhongli. Their god is obviously known as Zhongli. Worshipping Zhongli's ass and enjoying Zhongli's pillar memes 24/7. Those who didn't get Zhongli in the game and fall into this category/religion are probably depressed.

We love Zhongli's ass and our religion is called Zhonglism

Zhonglism by Zhonglisdong August 24, 2021

Zhongli 

My dad and also Rex lapis

"Zhongli?? y mean rex lapis??"

Zhongli by XiaoGenshin February 9, 2021

zhongli 

a sexy geo god who has the power to take anyones man or girl at any time, no matter how good you think you look it’s always zhongli > everyone

some guy: my girl just broke up with me
other guy: is it because of big ball geo daddy zhongli?
some guy: yeah

zhongli by bigballjohn April 16, 2021