When you have to fart but you can't, because you are in a compromising position so, you pull your ass cheeks apart to just make the breath of air sound.
Jimmy was sleeping next to a girl whom he didn't know. Instead of passing gas really loud, he pulled apart his cheeks and Zeused.
by Sold For Parts August 1, 2011
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Requires two individuals, one to approach a random female on the street, the other to sneak up behind the same female and "pants" her. Once victim has been depantsed, she is then tasered in the cootch by first guy who proceeds to yell "ZEUSED!"
If there is time, the victim then gets a tony danza or a quality ground beefing
Requires two individuals, one to approach a random female on the street, the other to sneak up behind the same female and "pants" her. Once victim has been depantsed, she is then tasered in the cootch by first guy who proceeds to yell "ZEUSED!"
If there is time, the victim then gets a tony danza or a quality ground beefing
by groundbeef March 17, 2007
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by DirtyBert June 9, 2021
Get the Zeused mug.Da_Zeuse is a User or Term reffered to a person that is mentally unhinged, hornier than most people, has a lot of memes, will traumatize you in any way shape or form, and it will defenitely make fun of every person on earth.
They are highly homophobic, sexist, transphobic, nazist etc.
They are highly homophobic, sexist, transphobic, nazist etc.
User1: Hey bro you have that new pokemon game?
User2: SHIT MY BRO ITS TRASHFFNEIJWQJFNB SMH cant they make a normal game for once?
User1: Bro, you was acting like Da_Zeuse
User2: SHIT MY BRO ITS TRASHFFNEIJWQJFNB SMH cant they make a normal game for once?
User1: Bro, you was acting like Da_Zeuse
by Sutuart August 7, 2021
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peasants: Oh no, we are lost in the woods!
Zeuse: Hi, I'm the goo fairy!
peasants: NOT THE GOO FAIRY!
*peasants run from the 'Freongrad' (forest of enlightenment)*
peasants: Oh no, we are lost in the woods!
Zeuse: Hi, I'm the goo fairy!
peasants: NOT THE GOO FAIRY!
*peasants run from the 'Freongrad' (forest of enlightenment)*
by wise one111 January 11, 2009
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