Zeus'd

A way to say "I fucked your Dad, Mom, Brother, Sister, Dog, Cat, Grandma, Grandpa, Tree"

"Dude! I heard you fucked my grilfriend! Why did you do that"
"Nah man you just got Zeus'd!"

by 3260 June 29, 2021

zeus deuce

A Zeus duece is a shit of epic proportions. It's when you take a shit and all you see is shit and the water is gone. Thats how big of a shit it is

Guy 1: Hey I just looked at the toiletbowl, Why is there a huge shit and no water?

Guy 2:I jus took a zeus deuce

by antoniown January 19, 2011

Zeus Deuce

King of all dumps of godly proportions

“Bro you see my Zeus deuce in the group chat?”

by chHAad February 10, 2021

Zeus Dick

A dick that is so big and/or beautiful that it is god-like.

Wow, you've got a Zeus Dick!!!

by Wackadoo January 24, 2009

zeus dick

an intoxicated male is erect, but has the ability not cum if he so chooses. The ability to stay hard and not cum is called Zeus Dick.

I railed this chick last night and tour her pussy up for four hours with my zeus dick.

by the greenbowen madman October 23, 2009

Zeus Deuce

An Olympic size dump

That buffet last night was great, but man did I take a Zeus Deuce this morning.

by funwithpun August 10, 2012

National no Zeus thunderbolt day

Not allowed to use Zeus’s thunderbolt at any circumstances to the average player experience better.

-What is the national no Zeus thunderbolt day?
-It’s the day where all Fortnite players can enjoy the new season in fairness.

by OfficialFortnite March 10, 2024