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zeus deuce
A Zeus duece is a shit of epic proportions. It's when you take a shit and all you see is shit and the water is gone. Thats how big of a shit it is
Guy 1: Hey I just looked at the toiletbowl, Why is there a huge shit and no water?
Guy 2:I jus took a zeus deuce
Guy 2:I jus took a zeus deuce
zeus deuce by antoniown January 19, 2011
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Zeus Deuce
Zeus Deuce by chHAad February 10, 2021
Zeus Dick
zeus dick
an intoxicated male is erect, but has the ability not cum if he so chooses. The ability to stay hard and not cum is called Zeus Dick.
zeus dick by the greenbowen madman October 23, 2009
Zeus Deuce
Zeus Deuce by funwithpun August 10, 2012
National no Zeus thunderbolt day
-What is the national no Zeus thunderbolt day?
-It’s the day where all Fortnite players can enjoy the new season in fairness.
-It’s the day where all Fortnite players can enjoy the new season in fairness.
National no Zeus thunderbolt day by OfficialFortnite March 10, 2024
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