Zeus'd

A way to say "I fucked your Dad, Mom, Brother, Sister, Dog, Cat, Grandma, Grandpa, Tree"

"Dude! I heard you fucked my grilfriend! Why did you do that"
"Nah man you just got Zeus'd!"

Zeus'd by 3260 June 29, 2021

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zeus deuce

A Zeus duece is a shit of epic proportions. It's when you take a shit and all you see is shit and the water is gone. Thats how big of a shit it is

Guy 1: Hey I just looked at the toiletbowl, Why is there a huge shit and no water?

Guy 2:I jus took a zeus deuce

zeus deuce by antoniown January 19, 2011

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King of all dumps of godly proportions

“Bro you see my Zeus deuce in the group chat?”

Zeus Deuce by chHAad February 10, 2021

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A dick that is so big and/or beautiful that it is god-like.

Wow, you've got a Zeus Dick!!!

Zeus Dick by Wackadoo January 24, 2009

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an intoxicated male is erect, but has the ability not cum if he so chooses. The ability to stay hard and not cum is called Zeus Dick.

I railed this chick last night and tour her pussy up for four hours with my zeus dick.

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That buffet last night was great, but man did I take a Zeus Deuce this morning.

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Not allowed to use Zeus’s thunderbolt at any circumstances to the average player experience better.

-What is the national no Zeus thunderbolt day?
-It’s the day where all Fortnite players can enjoy the new season in fairness.

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