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Zestified 

The action of making something/someone zesty
"I zestified my friend"
Zestified by Atlas!! March 6, 2025
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Zestification

The fusing of a new bar a soap with the remains of another bar of soap that is so perfect, it looks like it is one perfect bar of soap.
The two bars of soap joined using the scientific principle of Zestification.

Westified (westify) 

to westernize something (or someone) to the point where it is completely indistinguishable from it's original state
The Chinese food at the restaurant was completely westified (westify).
Westified (westify) by diamondaze February 8, 2007

Zertified 

A term used to describe a young successful individual underliving a party lifestyle.
You can tell she is Zertified by the moves she makes and how much fun she has.
Zertified by Zertified September 9, 2015

Jestified 

A word used in Southampton typically used to describe a night out in Jesters Nightclub.
Normally involves being covered in bodily fluids and alcohol.
“Oi mate look at that stain on your leg, you’ve been jestified”
Jestified by oggi17 December 12, 2017
Pestified - Adverb the use of pesticides on and, or within an object that is. animate or inanimate
I used pesticides on the crops last year so the field is pestified still.

The fruits been pestified from the chemicals"
Pestified by jigglesjoe March 4, 2012

Zerified 

Zerified is a word used to describe a sexual act, one so filthy it has no present tense as those participating would rather not speak.

It involves cigarette burning, and using the tears as lubrication while smashing the back doors in. The rest is unknown.

being "zerified" is so filthy that even scrubing with wire brush cannot scrape away the inhuman scarring left on your soul.
You love, have just been... ZERIFIED
Zerified by IrwellDweller June 13, 2011
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You met me at a very Chinese time in my life

A moment in time where you feel distinctly Chinese over all other things.
Dante: "I wish I could be Nigerian, but I can't because I'm Chinese. You met me at a very Chinese time in my life."
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Adjective. Used to describe persons who have adjusted or altered their lifestyle for environmental reasons. Crunchy persons tend to be politically strongly left-leaning and may be additionally but not exclusively categorized as vegetarians, vegans, eco-tarians, conservationists, environmentalists, neo-hippies, tree huggers, nature enthusiasts, etc.

Also used to describe establishments where alternative foods and products are sold, i.e. natural food stores.

Modified derivative of granola.
"I need more crunchy guys in my life. I'm so tired of dating preppy metrosexual assholes."

"I'm heading out to the crunchy store to pick up some fair trade chocolate and tea tree oil, do you need anything?"
crunchy by EBC July 11, 2007
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A group of people, typically women, searching through someone’s digital footprint in order to find more information about that person.
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murderhobo 

In a tabletop game, a murderhobo is a player who murders NPCs indiscriminately. This is normally derogatory, referring to a player who totally ignores quests, dialog, backstory, trade, world building etc.

The term is most common with Dungeons and Dragons, but it can be applied to most RPGs where the player is allowed to kill most quest-giving NPCs and NPC traders. E.g. Elder Scrolls, Fallout, Divinity original sin.
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Steve: I'd like to roll a strength check against strangling the orphan.
Dave: I call dibs on the dog.
DM: You murderhobos disgust me.
murderhobo by Loup&S September 9, 2021
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In sales terms, a whale is a prospect that is significantly larger than an organization’s average customer.

Whales are large and extremely difficult to close. Due to their immense size, they are highly sought-after.

A whale is typically identified at first by a whale hunter on the sales team, but often requires cross-discipline participation in order to close; this includes assistance from operations, engineering, creative, client success, and business development teams.
"Shit...the sales director chewed me out on the sales call this morning. He's totally pissed that I have nothing in my pipeline. I've been focused on this one whale for so long that I haven't had time to prospect for normal-sized deals."
Whale by FQ_GFY February 3, 2020
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Concrete cowboy 

A guy who thinks he's a country kinda guy, but in reality lives a comfortable city / suburban life.
Eugene: Look at that dude in the cowboy hat!
Todd: He's just a concrete cowboy.
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