Zerified is a word used to describe a sexual act, one so filthy it has no present tense as those participating would rather not speak.

It involves cigarette burning, and using the tears as lubrication while smashing the back doors in. The rest is unknown.

being "zerified" is so filthy that even scrubing with wire brush cannot scrape away the inhuman scarring left on your soul.

You love, have just been... ZERIFIED

Zerified by IrwellDweller June 13, 2011

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zootified

to be certified to smoke a zoot.
to reveal your true self.

im officially zootified.

zootified by sk8this06 April 3, 2009

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Zestified

The action of making something/someone zesty

"I zestified my friend"

Zestified by Atlas!! March 6, 2025

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Zerified

A top fashion blogger, that produces different styles for an outfit. When the audience applies the same style following the fashion blogger, it means they got 'zerified'.

'Oh wow! This style is amazing, you must've gotten zerified!'

Zerified by yehiahb January 25, 2021

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piddlefart

verb. To waste time doing nothing.

Instead of doing my homework, I decided to piddlefart around for two hours.

piddlefart by Rene April 25, 2005

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wrongun

anyone who succeeds in disgracing/over indulging themselves in the throws of clubland

28 hours and 4 clubs later, gurning for england but still refusing to go home - a total wrongun!!

wrongun by bevvers March 21, 2007

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square grouper

Nickname given to bales of marijuana thrown overboard or out of airplanes. Origin is reportedly from members of the US Coast Guard in the area of Southern Florida.

"Base we've got some square groupers floating outside of Miami harbor."

square grouper by slipsheet November 6, 2004

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Bunhead

A girl who does ballet and only talks about ballet. Her schedule is filled with dance classes which does not allow her to do any other activity.

"Hey, do you know that girl Sally?"

"Yeah, she's kind of annoying. All she ever talks about it ballet."

"Wow, what a Bunhead."

"Hey Sally, you want to hang out this weekend?"
"I can't, I have dance."
"You're such a Bunhead."

"Yeah... I know."

Bunhead by Jen00 October 24, 2014

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trucker's tan

A sunburn or suntan focused on the left arm. It is caused by the left side of the body being the only half that gets exposed to sunlight while driving. Presumably, it would be located on the right side of the body in countries where they drive on the left side of the road.

I had a trucker's tan after driving for 10 straight hours on a sunny day.

trucker's tan by population361 May 30, 2006

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kidulting

The phenomenon where adults salivate at children's toys

Every time I walk into the toy aisle, I catch myself kidulting over the latest action figures and LEGO sets!

kidulting by Emotional Cruiser October 12, 2025

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