zeetified 

being zooted

you can no longer function

*eats a whole bag of cheese puffs with out knowing*

bro im zeetified🤯✅

zeetified by lil chee February 21, 2019

Yeetified

Certified to Yeet or be Yeeten. Benefits include being glared at as you hit that Yeet. I'm sorry.

"Bro I just got Yeetified!" *Hits dat Yeet*

Yeetified by DaNerdLord August 28, 2018

Zertified 

A term used to describe a young successful individual underliving a party lifestyle.

You can tell she is Zertified by the moves she makes and how much fun she has.

Zertified by Zertified September 9, 2015

Zerified 

Zerified is a word used to describe a sexual act, one so filthy it has no present tense as those participating would rather not speak.

It involves cigarette burning, and using the tears as lubrication while smashing the back doors in. The rest is unknown.

being "zerified" is so filthy that even scrubing with wire brush cannot scrape away the inhuman scarring left on your soul.

You love, have just been... ZERIFIED

Zerified by IrwellDweller June 13, 2011

zootified 

to be certified to smoke a zoot.
to reveal your true self.

im officially zootified.

zootified by sk8this06 April 3, 2009

Zestified 

The action of making something/someone zesty

"I zestified my friend"

Zestified by Atlas!! March 6, 2025

Zerified 

A top fashion blogger, that produces different styles for an outfit. When the audience applies the same style following the fashion blogger, it means they got 'zerified'.

'Oh wow! This style is amazing, you must've gotten zerified!'

Zerified by yehiahb January 25, 2021