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festified

The condition of being happily exhausted after a festival lasting at least two days. This condition usually involves dirty feet and a messy car.
As we left the Telluride Bluegrass Festival, I said to myself, "Yep, I'm fully festified for awhile now."
by suesun June 22, 2010
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Fortified Election

Code name for rigging an election. Utilizing a cabal (A conspiratorial group of plotters or intriguers.) To manipulate the voters
well-funded cabal of powerful people, working together behind the scenes to influence perceptions, change rules and laws, steer media coverage and control the flow of information. They were not rigging the election; it was a Fortified Election
by FuzzyMeep February 6, 2021
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Fortified Election

Code name for rigging an election. Utilizing a cabal (A conspiratorial group of plotters or intriguers.) To manipulate the voters
well-funded cabal of powerful people, working together behind the scenes to influence perceptions, change rules and laws, steer media coverage and control the flow of information. They were not rigging the election; it was a Fortified Election
by FuzzyMeep February 6, 2021
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Fortified

"OMG, Cap'n Crunch is fortified with seven vitamins and minerals!? It must certainly be healthy!"

"No, actually 'fortified' is just code for shit in disguise."

"Blasphemy!"
by lindseypv January 22, 2012
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Factified

When someone tells you a fact after arguing for the wrong answer.
"Being scared of spiders is called having arachnophobia". Mason said.
"No it's not" Tom said.
"Yes, it's proven, you just got factified". Mason said
by mmcphee2403 April 29, 2019
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festivie

awesome party. a lot of twitter people. expect a toast from a guy with a simba (yes, the lion) tattoo.
When is the next festivie?
by qué te importaaa August 3, 2010
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Footified

To identify a person sitting on the shitter of a public toilet taking a massive dump through the recognition of their shoes or socks.
I footified who’s dropping the shits and leaving the Greasy Norman in the men’s room. It’s Carl.

Someone’s pissing out of their ass in that stall. See if you can get them footified.

I finally footified who didn’t flush that massive turd yesterday. I walked every workstation today and finally identified Ron’s loafers. What a nasty fucker.
by Eaton Holgoode November 15, 2017
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