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Zestification

The fusing of a new bar a soap with the remains of another bar of soap that is so perfect, it looks like it is one perfect bar of soap.
The two bars of soap joined using the scientific principle of Zestification.

Westified (westify) 

to westernize something (or someone) to the point where it is completely indistinguishable from it's original state
The Chinese food at the restaurant was completely westified (westify).
Westified (westify) by diamondaze February 8, 2007

Zertified 

A term used to describe a young successful individual underliving a party lifestyle.
You can tell she is Zertified by the moves she makes and how much fun she has.
Zertified by Zertified September 9, 2015

Jestified 

A word used in Southampton typically used to describe a night out in Jesters Nightclub.
Normally involves being covered in bodily fluids and alcohol.
Oi mate look at that stain on your leg, you’ve been jestified”
Jestified by oggi17 December 12, 2017
Pestified - Adverb the use of pesticides on and, or within an object that is. animate or inanimate
I used pesticides on the crops last year so the field is pestified still.

The fruits been pestified from the chemicals"
Pestified by jigglesjoe March 4, 2012

Zerified 

Zerified is a word used to describe a sexual act, one so filthy it has no present tense as those participating would rather not speak.

It involves cigarette burning, and using the tears as lubrication while smashing the back doors in. The rest is unknown.

being "zerified" is so filthy that even scrubing with wire brush cannot scrape away the inhuman scarring left on your soul.
You love, have just been... ZERIFIED
Zerified by IrwellDweller June 13, 2011