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Jussified 

making up bullshit stories a la Jussie Smollett. This is why we can’t have nice things.
I jussified my story so my parents would believe me initially because it sounded good at the time, only to fall apart at the seams and leave my life in shambles.
Jussified by Sephya February 21, 2019

Jestificated 

To beat someone at chess JESTIFICATION or basically WINNING at anything in Life. Jestificated.com
”I just jestificated you on the court!”
”Awww, man-I just got jestificated by this girl named Jes!”
Jestificated by JPriceisRight September 10, 2018

justified scenester 

- shops at justice and claire's for colorful headbands and accessories
- stands and listens to your conversations from a distance
- hair has obnoxiously fake highlights and side bangs, which fail miserably

Justified Ass Whooping 

A Justified Ass Whooping is when you beat or physically harm or hurt someone or a particular individual for doing something wrong to you or doing a negative act towards you.(BASICALLY GETTING REVENGE BY GIVING THEM A CAN OF WHOOP-ASS FOR THAT PERSON DOING DIRT TOWARDS YOU).
Fighting one on one and beating the person who deserves to get their ass beat(When it comes to a Justified Ass Whooping you get revenge by beating the person's ass for doing or saying bad things about you or towards you and you get away with it.(YOU,USE NO WEAPONS,NO FORM OF VEHICLES,AND ESPECIALLY YOU DO NOT JUMP OR INCLUDE ANY PEOPLE IN YOUR FIGHT,NIETHER DO YOU INCLUDE ANY ANIMAL'S)YOU JUST PHYSICALLY & BRUTALLY BEAT THEIR MOTHAFUCKING ASS!!!!

Justifiled

A word made up by an illiterate, drunk goof. It is widely believed the "man" was attempting to spell justified.
I am a drunk, and everything i do is "justifiled".
Justifiled by Jewleek2 November 15, 2018

jerkified 

Of or pertaining to the past tense process of jerking.
More or less pertaining the process of jerking(meat).
"Man I love anything jerkified,"-HeyItsTman
jerkified by HeyItsTman May 8, 2008