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The word zerkel if of Jewish background. The word itself is an adjective. A Zerkel is a person who thinks they are the shit when I’m fact they are not. To add, said person suddenly comes to believe that they are meant for bigger and better things when this person is unfriended by somebody.
Jesus she’s such a zerkel
zerkel by Basic white man 83 December 1, 2017
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zerkel theorem 

its the definition of anything you cant define. it always works!
if you dont know the awnser to a question or your trying to give someone a reason...just say it fallows the zerkel theorem.
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Peter Zerkel 

Of, or pertaining to, a person of quite, calm, meditative, reflecive, or comatose composure; acting as such during all times of the day and night, except when playing music, or after having eaten a truck-load of sugar.
"Rick is being such a Peter Zerkel today! Normally he's louder than the entire band playing Fireworks. Dude. Whoa."
Peter Zerkel by Elmo August 10, 2004

Peter Zerkel 

The man, who invented light bulbs and the vibrator. He made millions.
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Noun: 1)A mental and/or emotional state characterized by raving wisdom and debilitating inaction. 2)False enlightenment.
Studying philosophy and religion left him with nothing but misery and zerkler.
Zerkler by Fool October 13, 2003

zerelion 

term used for a person who won't watch steins;gate, they tend to be furries but will never admit it
"that honey mustard pizza must be getting to zerelion's head"
zerelion by catgonyar November 12, 2022
Zerker by Anonymous April 6, 2003
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