zenster

A very unfunny person who uses the joke urmom too much

Zenster is stuck in 2016

by Ugandandoge February 27, 2022

Zester

A fart that burns coming out, clears the room and makes others gag.

"I just let a zester go"

"Man that zester really put me down"

by HOT'N'ZESTY May 4, 2009

Zenterfield

This term relates to the feeling of complete and total relaxation one receives when playing in center field on a baseball team. In center field, one is the farthest away from the diamond, allowing for total isolation.

Coach: What is Roger doing out there? He looks like he's meditating!
Steve: Oh, don't worry Coach. He's going under Zenterfield.

by Slobber Pirate December 28, 2009

Hot Zester

A very smelly fart. It can be loud or silent, but it is always very potent.

John dropped a hot zester and a flock of birds fell out of the sky

by Dr. Peanuts December 17, 2008

Ol Lemon Zester

When a man rubs dick and ball sweat on his finger then rubs it under another man's nose.

Don lemon cnn

After rubbing my dick I wiped it on his mustache like don lemon. I gave him the ol lemon zester

by Misterbater August 14, 2019

Zester Jest

Zester Jest is an American super hero donning a black fedora, red jacket, and a pickaxe from the videogame "Minecraft". This hero is most known for drinking heavy amounts of energy drinks, and appearing in a YouTube parody video.

My favorite super hero is Zester Jest!

by AceNX May 23, 2021

zensturbation

The act of exciting oneself to orgasm by mental stimulation alone, without any actual physical stimulation whatsoever; thinking oneself into an orgasm.

I've known a few women who claimed to be capable of zensturbation, but I've never met a man who could do it.

by Michael Andreyakovich February 28, 2009