by HOT'N'ZESTY May 4, 2009
Get the Zester mug.A person who unintentionally rubs people the wrong way for her own pleasure, who delights in scraping against the grain and rubbing raw other people's sensibilities, when her goal could more easily be accompished with a gentle and considerate approach. This personality type tends to be volatile, and is also known as nifer.
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Police Officer: "Lady I'm gonna have to write you a ticket.."
Zester: "Go ahead, you fat pig bastard; it's no wonder everyone hates cops. Can't touch this!! Woo hoo!!" (dances wildly in circles waving right hand in air)
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Zester: "Boss, can I leave early today to go get a fudgesicle, you moronic fairy? Ha, just kidding."
Police Officer: "Lady I'm gonna have to write you a ticket.."
Zester: "Go ahead, you fat pig bastard; it's no wonder everyone hates cops. Can't touch this!! Woo hoo!!" (dances wildly in circles waving right hand in air)
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Zester: "Boss, can I leave early today to go get a fudgesicle, you moronic fairy? Ha, just kidding."
by D. January 11, 2005
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A flirt, a handsome man who easily attracts all the ladies, someone who has hella "rizz" as they say these days. Originates from the kitchen tool used to make dishes have more a flavorful citrus taste.
1: Chris stole my girl again! How did this happen??
2: Brotha, everyone knows Chris is a big-time zester. Even I fall for him sometimes.
2: Brotha, everyone knows Chris is a big-time zester. Even I fall for him sometimes.
by peculiargoldfish April 8, 2025
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by AceNX May 23, 2021
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Get the Hot Zester mug.When a man rubs dick and ball sweat on his finger then rubs it under another man's nose.
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by Misterbater August 14, 2019
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