zensturbation 

The act of exciting oneself to orgasm by mental stimulation alone, without any actual physical stimulation whatsoever; thinking oneself into an orgasm.

I've known a few women who claimed to be capable of zensturbation, but I've never met a man who could do it.

zensturbation by Michael Andreyakovich February 28, 2009

pensturbation 

an obsession with pens, particularly fountain pens , with obligatory demonstration of your pens,

and writing nonsense on the piece of paper, to show off pen performance.

A phenomenon is similar to other hobbies, like equipment measurbator, in photo communities , or guitar masturbation among musicians

I committed another act of pensturbation, after spending half of my monthly income to 5 new expensive pens

pensturbation by dildo777 February 22, 2023

Fensturbation 

Apparently, it's ear sex.

"Once you go black, you go deaf." - Family Guy on the subject of Fensturbation

Fensturbation by Your Mother's Left Testicle December 13, 2010

zenmasturbation 

The sound of one hand clapping. It's not only a physical thrill, but a contemplative exercise as well.

Zenmasturbation is MUCH more satisfying than just wankin' it.

zenmasturbation by Wico Iye Owaci January 9, 2012

fensturbation 

For certain sexual acts - such as coginus and fensturbation - there are no English equivalents. They should be used only in the original Latin, usually in whispers.

Wilma: What's your pet peeve, Bruce?
Bruce: I hate those Liberals who are always saying fensturbation is normal and natural - until you do it in front of them.

fensturbation by dildo777 January 14, 2022

sans sheriff 

Lawless use of fonts or typography, with no regard to aesthetics or legibility

I'm putting this CV straight in the bin. Written totally sans sheriff.

sans sheriff by Jamarley July 3, 2019

Breadhead 

Someone who is addicted to obtaining money and building wealth. A money addict and fanatic. Breadheads often work more than one full-time job, and some even participate in illicit activities to "obtain the bread".

A breadhead is like a crackhead, but for money instead of crack.

Breadhead by 🅱️ U S 3 4 8 March 30, 2022