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a simp on discord who adores a german lady
"u see that discord mod?"
"yeah hes a zenni"
zenni by sansussy July 9, 2021
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Cool Guy from Pucci Church Also Canadian

He likes Osu, Yeat and Elden Ring

He is suprisingly not a young hustler with expensive taste and is rather the user's Beno's best friend
Ayo look it's Zenni
Zenni by beno1991 March 23, 2022
she is the best gf in the world she is toxicsometimes but she loves you so much
zenni by nazsz January 6, 2023

Zenni Theorem 

The price of eyeglasses from web-based optics low-baller Zenni Optical is proportionate to the ugliness of the frames. So, cheap glasses tend to be basic and acceptable, while the unattractiveness of the frames rises with the price.
Did you see those 29 dollars glasses. Certainly victims of the Zenni Theorem.
Zenni Theorem by TheRubric October 12, 2008
That blonde baby who got hit by lightning in Kimetsu no Yaiba. Cries alot but he hot, cherish him or perish
zenitsu by trashytrashi October 16, 2019
Hottest girl alive.
Means most beautiful in Nepali
Girl with nice rack, ass and smile. She's perfect.
Shes smart, beautiful and plays basketball.
Woah see that girl on court?
Yeah she's out of your league. She's a zenisha.
zenisha by hotsexystuff September 27, 2011
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briefcake 

"Did you check out the briefcake in courtroom C?"
briefcake by Ben Frey April 6, 2006
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Brought to public attention by Bob Woodward and Carl Bernstein in the book on the fall of Richard Nixon, All The President’s Men, ratfucker was Nixon’s term for a political operative who sows chaos among opponents; an agent provocateur. It is thought to have originated among campus political rivalries at USC, and seems to have some usage in the US military.
Along with Nixon’s other ratfuckers, Roger Stone caused fights at otherwise peaceful Democratic Party protests to generate a false narrative that the Democrats were violent and dangerous.
Ratfucker by Ricky Ramjet November 2, 2017
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countrypolitan 

Term used to describe someone who is a mix of both rural (country) and urban (metropolitan) lifestyles/upbringings. He/she is typically equally comfortable in both settings and is able to seamlessly slip back and forth between the two, appreciating the characteristics of each.
That ol' gal of mine drives the 12 lane freeway during the week and a John Deere on the weekends. She likes opra and the Grand Ol' Opry. I love them countrypolitan women.
countrypolitan by MOChick November 7, 2006
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